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things are grim but Titan I'm still walking

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Ford/Hunter | He/They Might Be Giants | transmasc | 26 | white | art tag: #ford draws
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pronouncing PBJ as pee-beej or perhaps pibbage

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walked away and came back to the post maker open. no idea what I was going to say. alas.

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reblogged

okay so i was watching youtube horror shlock videos as you are want to do on a friday night and i came across this video and i could not fucking watch more than a fucking minute of it because i was sent into a giggling fit like holy fuck

you cant just be this fucking on the nose about this shit man its so fucking stupid and this poor youtuber has to report on it like its serious and scary i skipped like 5 minutes in and heard him say in a completely serious and grim voice "they took their first steps into.. Liminal Land" and started slaming my desk and lauging i have been saying "liminal land" in a stupid voice for like the past hour and giggling to myself like they invented liminal in the 80s and they made it into a park its sooo scary and liminal guys dont fucking go to liminal after 4am its so sacry your face will get scary

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utopians

the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

like yeah if I were going to make a portrait of king charles I would absolutely have just his smugly smirking face leering out of a mass of red that could only be read as blood and gore, and have his military uniform fading ambiguously into the same background to lay bare the brutality of imperialism concealed by the pomp and ceremony of the british state, and make the entire thing sort of look like it was decaying to indicate the rot of the empire. like I really struggle to imagine a better visual metaphor for the nightmarish history of a dying empire than the king's spiffy military uniform and saber and sash and rows of epaulets being literally made out of a rotting field of blood and gore. but like why did he have it commissioned... why did he have it MADE and then say Looks great I'm putting it on the wall... HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HELL

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