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King and Saren uwu

//KINDA inspired by 'Alkaline' by Sleep Token...???? Not enough to add lyrics but it was in mind//

(“Hard knock life” but it’s just Basim getting his shit rocked.)

Ubisoft can you stop beating him up for FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE.

Idea based upon a tweet, and a discussion with @nemo-of-house-hamartia

It has come to my attention I forgot my own contribution from my Valhalla gameplay

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@pxiedustnblades WAIT WTF HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN!? IS HE OKAY-

@namjoonscutetummy Oh his little face plant in Valhalla? Yeah, he’s fine. He just didn’t land a hit in one of the fights he helped in. He kinda just laid there for a minute.

Not the first time he’s idly done something goofy in my playthrough, and certainly not the last. (My favorite is when he casually rolled off my horse)

Today is Jacob's day here, apparently.

But my Gods, I am so happy I haven't forgotten how to draw him.😭😭😭😭🥀

Look at thus sweet man! Those beautiful puppy eyes!🥺🥺🥺 You did amazing dear!

Ugh it is so good to see him again from you! and even more so you comfortably were able to get two self indulgent pieces in! Way to go dear!

(“Hard knock life” but it’s just Basim getting his shit rocked.)

Ubisoft can you stop beating him up for FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE.

Idea based upon a tweet, and a discussion with @nemo-of-house-hamartia

It has come to my attention I forgot my own contribution from my Valhalla gameplay

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More Price on my dash? Always say yes.

---Queued Post---

Earlier this afternoon I saw a funny meme about a relationship dynamic and it just inspired me to draw these two together for the fun of it (or is it just for the fun of it? lol with me you will never know lololol).

Luscinia is conveniently "Ardyn's boobs height" and as such, she takes fully advantage of this (and also graciously borrowing the scarf, because yes. we love women who steal from their S/O wardrobes. It's not only needed, but encouraged. Be mindful, Ardyn, because next Luscinia will be coming after your hat and coat, if she hasn't already)..

(see, Ardyn? You only needed to let them squish your boobies a little bit more, and taking over Eos would have been a piece of cake).

Now I will retreat into my own little hermit cave, drinking some tea and daydreaming some more.

I didn't want this magnificent bastard to take hold of my brain like he did.

But he did.

OH WELL. We all know by now that I have a penchant for liking magnificent bastards. Guess I will just roll with it.

Anyway, hope you will like this!

--Nemo

“I didn’t want this magnificent bastard to take hold of my brain like he did. But he did.”

Nemo! NEMOOO! Welcome to the brain bastard club. We all have a bastard that captured our heart against our wishes! Enjoy your stay! (I’m stuck with Basim here lol)

That said, this piece is absolutely darling. Luscinia doing the Gods work and squishing those titties like we all want to. 🤣

OMG FAYE.

FAYE, MY DEAR.

WE ARE IN THE SAME BOAT INDEED, YOU AND I.

(honestly, Anna and Luscinia would have a day field exchanging stories about their magnificent bastards and their shenanigans with them 😂😂😂I can already see it so clearly)

And omg omg yes. Luscinia just squishing those boobies BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THEY ARE THE BEST PILLOW. ALL THE SQUISHIE.

She sees Ardyn and her brain can only compute: "Boobies, Hat, Scarf"😂😂😂

(Anna would have a field day exchanging stories with Luscinia. Someone else to relate to in this confusing “enemies-to-lovers” plot with sprinkled in chaos lol)

Honestly Luscinia has her priorities in place and I see zero errors in them. If she could sleep on his titties I bet she would UwU

a pretty dream.

early access + nsfw art on patreon

Good Afternoon, Good Afternoon, everyone!!

I AM HERE, BRINGING ANOTHER ARDYN/LUSCINIA ARTWORK THAT I HAD TO DRAW. I HAD TO.

After Nyka shared with me on Tumblr her beautiful gift yesterday, I HAD TO DRAW LUSCINIA "KIDNAPPING" ARDYN'S COAT WITH ALL INTENT OF NEVER GIVING IT BACK TO THE MAN.

I HAD TO.

LIKE.

@nyanykamito you wrote *exactly* where my brainstorming was going, and omg I loved what you wrote so much I couldn't really stop reading it yesterday night. Like, I started this artwork and worked on it until I felt my eyes closing, BUT I HAD TO FINISH IT BY TODAY.

BECAUSE OMG I COULDN'T GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD.

Like, while I was reading, it just conjured up and I was like "OMGG YES. THIS GONNA BE THEM, OMGOMGOMG".

Also, I just love love the idea that after Luscinia stole Ardyn's coat, he retaliated and stole her silken scarf, keeping it "hostage" as well until she gave him back his coat. (And goddamnit, that coat is *enormous* on her.)

ALSO ALSO.

He most definitely calls her "Pixie", because she is the PESKIEST, MOST DEVILISH PIXIE he had ever had the luck to encounter on his path.

Like seriously, Luscinia is impish to a TREMENDOUS degree.

But little he knows, he is the one that actually brings out that part of her personality lol

Gods, I am in love with this ship now.

I am invested.

I need to talk more about them.

I need to draw more about them.

I hope you will like this, just as much as I had fun drawing it! <3

--Nemo

I would go down in a blaze of glory defending this ship.

FAYEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

thank you SO MUCH. <3 THESE TWO BEANS ARE JUST NGGGHHH.

SEARED IN MY MIND.

I CANNOT WAIT TO SHARE MORE OF THEM. <3

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE MORE OF THEM! I need more of them in my system. They are making me ACT UP. Good for them honestly though. That cheeky flirting and teasing? *chef kiss*

I love how my hyperfixation is AC but my legacy on tiktok is fricking Heisenberg x Y/n song suggestions.

What is this madness? Why is my legacy from being a stinky rat man simp?

- Faye

This aged poorly-