This may be the most perfect video

‘SOMEONE PULL UP IMDB AND LET ME KNOW HOW BAD I JUST F*CKED UP’ = my favorite part

this is hilarious and the picture at the end was cute 💖✨

this this this

Wonder Woman!

I did it!!

I don’t agree with bullfighting morally, but I’ve been looking at certain pictures of matadors and their poses for a couple of months…

epic iii · and brother, you know what they did? they danced. » 17/?

Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

Us in 50 years

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

ppl keep reblogging my post about loving dark brown/black eyes, waxing poetic about blue eyes as a counterpoint. someone said “but have you considered blue eyes?”

No I somehow missed every single love song and movie and book written in English in the last 137 years. thanks for the addition.

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

They played it on an accordion

well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest

"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

05.26 - Within the Ice