Welcome!

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

It’s that time of year again!!

Happy October 1st, everyone!

It's fucking funny when you start to notice the "tells" of certain alters, such as speech patterns, posture, voice pitch, accent, hand gestures, ect.

Like "wait a minute... why am I fucking man spreading like a fucking clown.... oh.... oh it's him."

Able bodied neurotypicals forcing the "summer is fun" idea on everyone makes me really uncomfortable for some reason. I can't stand warmth and will literally cry in frustration when I feel greasy and sweaty and have the need to shower every few hours. Being outside without sunglasses becomes nearly impossible bc I'll literally be blinded and overwhelmed within a few minutes. The constant "you should go outside more, the weather is so nice" comments.

No. No it's not. And I hate how they don't give a shit about the comfort of disabled people in summer.

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

It is time. 🎃

boy it would be nice to be able to google something related to personality disorders, psychosis, intellectual disabilities, autism, DID/OSDD, etcetera without finding majority articles that are like “how to deal with a person with X” “how to cope with your child with X” “how to spot someone faking X” “can people with X be cured?”

Dani deserves a little a carnage

As a treat :3

“I like hanging out at your place better anyway.”

taking your own advice is so hard. it’s “make bad art” this and “kill your perfectionism” that until i sit down with an idea i like. the i have to execute it perfectly Or Else

answer some questions and I’ll tell you what kind of straight person you would be

Me watching the gay people in my phone get psychic damage from my silly little uquiz

getting to that last question like

oh no oh god

Update: I expected to get Performative Ally but I got Manly Man because I’m lazy as shit.

learn to heal without venting to everyone.

You can vent, it’s unhealthy to keep it all in and become bitter, just don’t hurt people in the process.

You’re allowed to have boundaries and also be acutely aware in how you approach people, not everyone will be deserving of your kindness, and at times you may lash out at people who anger you.

it’s normal to defend what you’re passionate about, but always remember to never attack someone’s weaknesses that’s a different type of evil altogether.

Defending or protecting what you love is your right, destroying people is not.

"Bake for 10 - 12 minutes" is obviously code for "bake for exactly 11 minutes."