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Alex

@anxietys-a-bitch

He/they
constantly hungry
constantly stupid
horny on the main
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ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

REBLOG PEOPLE

I have no issue contributing to this

Come on guys

REBLOG! REBLOG!! REBLOG!!!

FOR A PUPPER GUYS

PUPPPPPPPYYYYYYY

GET A PUPPY! GET A PUPPY!

FOR THE PUPPY!

For a puppy, always

REBLOG FOR THE PUPPY

Yo just spam the comment section with keyboard smashes 

You’ll have that puppy :D

🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

SMASH THE KEYBOARD, AND SPAM THE COMMENT SECTION

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thehugwizard

BOOST!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you are a woman/female person/etc. that tells mainly gender neutral/male!reader content creators to write for women, I will hate crime you.

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Police defund communities in part through the protection they require by the state. From settlements and lawsuits to infrastructure and walls, police take society’s resources to terrorize communities of color and protect private property.

Yet somehow law enforcement was unprepared for the terrorists in Washington 🙄

Hmmmm it’s almost as if the city anticipates about a civil unrest.....as if they predict the verdict happens to come back.... non guilty...????

Every time they do this it just lets us know (though we already know) they are going the let him off. They’d never prepare like this if he was going to jail.

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mapsontheweb

US Elevation.

man the Appalachian mountains really aren’t shit huh

The Rockies are new, young and virile and fresh from the Laramide orogeny, tall and lanky teenagers on the geological scale. the Appalachian mountains are old, formed hundreds of millions of years ago before dinosaurs walked the Earth. They are ancients, elders, witnesses to half a billion years of life coming and going. To be tall is not a virtue. To be small is not a sin. The Appalachians are eroding under the weight of time, slowly shrinking and returning to the Earth from which they sprang. Appreciate them while they are still here.

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beabaseball

I do want to say real quick again about the age of the Appalachians…

They said “before dinosaurs,” but we have a cave here that began forming between 450 million to 550 million years ago.

There are no bones in that cave. No fossils. No nothing.

That’s because this cave began forming before bones existed on land, and had only just started to exist in the ocean. Shellfish hadn’t evolved yet. Limestone, which forms many caves, was just starting to become a more prevalent rock.

The mountains aren’t older than dinosaurs. They are older than bones.

see that little lump up at the top of minnesota? the sawtooth mountains? so small most places would just call them hills?

those are over a billion years old.

that’s why they’re so small. they’re the last ancient remnants of a lava flow 5 miles thick. the lava didn’t kill any dinosaurs. or any fish. or any animals at all. because there were no animals. you know what there was?

algae.

those mountains were 5 miles tall when the most advanced life on earth was algae.

so i’m just gonna go ahead and keep calling them mountains, even though all you need to climb them is hiking shoes and a nice afternoon. because a place where you can crouch down and touch basalt that was lava before leaves were invented deserves some respect.

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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

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baconis42

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

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jemariel

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

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ironysgrace

I am fascinated by binary star’s in a poetic sense

Out in the cosmos two(or more) stars can get caught in each other’s gravity and spend eons rotating around each

They’ll spend that eternity swapping material changing each other into something new

Until one day the force is strong enough to cause them to collide and get fully sucked into each other

And they’ll create something new

But my absolute favorite thing about them is that a binary star will be called and remain a binary star no matter how many of them join the system

All these stars are a single binary star, and idk I just think that’s cute

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Chik-fil-le sandwich

INGREDIENTS:

4 hamburger buns, split

1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated

1 beefsteak tomato, sliced

20 dill pickle slices

FOR THE CHICKEN

2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

1 cup dill pickle juice

1 ½ cups milk, divided

1 cup peanut oil

1 large egg

½ cup all-purpose flour

1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar

Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

DIRECTIONS:

Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.

In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.

Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.

In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.

In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.

Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.

Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.

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rashemibabe

Im not good at math but uh. Why is that thing being compared to her ? Her numbers are way bigger

You know the crackers wanna hype this MAGA up 😭. They need to be taught a lesson that ChinPlant is not a GOAT. He’s just white.

Tom Brady isn't even the best at what he does. Why is he up here with the queen?

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ubernegro

Cops Lie when they kill Asian people

In Pennsylvania, Christian Hall, 19 years old, was having a mental health crisis. He was shot and killed after reports said that there was a man with a gun on the bridge and police said that he pointed the gun at them. They said that he was uncooperative with negotiations.

They lied.

Pennsylvania police shot him after he had his hands up. He appeared to be cooperating before they slayed him.

Just wanted to point this out that this happened in Pennsylvania on a highway. Where people could clearly see what happened yet the police still lied.

The shooting happened in December 30. For nearly a month, they continued to lie about the murder of this boy.

This can’t be reformed.

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invaderxan

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

Reblog to save a life.

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

not something i normally post, but please look into this. hopefully you won’t be in this situation ever, but if you ever are, this will help.

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