When you take a 10 minute writing break and it accidentally lasts six months

When you’ve waited so long for these characters to finally kiss and they do and you have to fight the urge to squeal and wake up the entire house.

I know that everyone here wants The Epilogue but I would sell mu soul for a prologue. Not even a proper one just tidbits of the kid’s lives before like:

I would definitely read this

ok so people can make religion literally out of Anything amirite. real life people worship a spaghetti monster and trees. so it would make sense for at least Some folks to start worshipping gaiaphage right. mg is gonna make drake come back anyway so how bout he does it in some style with madmen cultists seeing him as a prophet or smthn.

Me: I wish I had more time to read

Also me: *spends an eternity on Tumblr reading about other people reading*

every slytherin aesthetic post ever made: black lipstick, long acrylic nails, winged eyeliner, heavy makeup, bottles of poison, knives, demons, blood, a random gun, someone drowning, someone literally murdering someone else

me:

also,,,,,,every gryffindor aesthetic post: bloody knuckles/hands, dead leaves, fire, hot chocolate, some quote about bravery, a single plaid shirt, anyone who has red hair, another quote about adventure, a lion, dirty combat boots, more dead leaves

every ravenclaw aesthetic: ice, piles of books, shots of cathedral ceilings, hanging lights, blue eyed people, one single dramatic and slightly pretentious smart quote, a swirling staircase, hands with paint all over them, more piles of books, literally all of them have books

hufflepuff: the color yellow. and some sunflowers. that’s literally fucking it.

Why am I laughing so hard

I love how not only are these women different skin tones but they’re also different body types. sometimes the world can be okay

this is so beautiful!!!!

me: eh i’m not sure about this pirate game hot lady pirate: *appears* me, pulling a pirate hat out of my ass: Scissor Me Timbers

Its “shiver me timbers”…. 😒😒😒

oh honey

"Why do you hate the shape of breasts in plate armor so much?"

Since people often ask “Alright, well this is fantasy!  Why can’t we have boob shapes in plate armor?!“  I decided to make a post about it.  My frustration has nothing to do with historical inaccuracy and I’m all for imagination and freedom– but I’d like to (very quickly) illustrate this for you:

I purposely over-emphasized the shape of the two spheres in the armor so you can really think about this. 

Look at the shape of the blue cups and the green line, think about the form of that on some beautiful ornate plate armor.  A female warrior is charging into battle.  In the midst of this, she trips!  Or is pushed over, or takes a blow to the chest!  So long as the force is on the front of her torso it really doesn’t matter for the conclusion:

She feels a sharp pain in her chest and hears the cracking of bone!  Oh no, what’s gone wrong?  Well she doesn’t have time to think about that, because she is now dead.

Her sternum just fractured, take another look at that green line, that’s where all of the pressure from any front impact is going to go because of the shape of the two blue cups made for her breasts.  The rest of the armor slides around your body, but because of the two cups for breasts that are often made in fantasy female armors, the pressure point is directly on the sternum.  The breasts are not going to stop the force of you falling onto them, and because of that the metal is going to push in and bash you in the sternum.

What does a fractured sternum do?  Why it goes right into your heart and lungs of course.

(that was the sound of all of my followers inhaling a sharp breath between closed teeth at once)

Here are three great solutions to the problem:

GREAT EXAMPLE OF FANTASY TORSO ARMOR THAT IS FEMININE BUT FUNCTIONAL:

It is usually possible to bind the breasts when fighting if they really are far too large to fit into regular looking armor (there’s padding anyway), but most women can actually fit into a similarly sized male counterpart’s armor quite easily.  Even if that’s the case, the armor can be made to have a curve to it without putting all of the pressure in one area, which was actually a style of armor for quite some time as shown here:

And don’t even get me started on the dreaded “Cleavage Window”

The “Cleavage Window” defeats the purpose of having any armor on your torso because it means you’re just going to be leaving open the vital organs the rest of the armor is trying to protect.

If people are going to protect themselves and not have much torso protection, invest in some blocking lessons, because the best defense is to not get hit at all.  There are also advantages to not having plate armor, and plate armor was often really expensive anyway.

– Edit –

supaslim replied to your post: “Why do you hate the shape of breasts in plate armor so much?”

but how else can you sexualize the women if you don’t give them armored boob pods!!!!

Also, breastplates are shaped to redirect the tip of a sword or spear to the side. Boobplates would redirect the weapon right into the middle of the woman’s chest.

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somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

“Then, without warning, Blue suddenly kissed her ”- The Fallen

Baxie’s first kiss ❤

Writer goals: Fanart based on your writings

Artist goals: Fanfics based on your drawings

My goals: Actually get the writing or the drawing done

Reblogging for the last one