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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

You can only reblog this today.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

I'll never forget the time that a furry vore artist on Deviantart asked people what their religion was out of curiosity and I saw someone said Jehovah's witness.

You think they'd go with Catholic since those people are all about eating bodies

Does that make all voreaphiles Catholics at heart?

Catholics do vore for The Lord, so as long as voreaphiles do vore with Jesus in their hearts, then yes

It's not vore if it's for the lord 🙏

That's a lie. It's just Holy Vore .

Implying vore is ever holy....

It is for the Catholics

How do you explain the furry part

Jesus has a lamb as a fursona

How is he a lamb, is it cause of the Shepard thing

He is also The Lamb of God

I may sound stupid for this but what does that mean. My Bible knowledge is very limited

Jesus has a lot of titles and that's one of them. I don't know why he has that specific one. I think it's because he's metaphorically a sacrificial lamb for humanity but can't confirm that

When Jesus went to heaven, body and soul, does that imply he was vored by his daddy? Since god controls heaven?

I thought he had a regular burial because he shed his mortal form, so the Earth vored him.

Based on what you said, the sky vored him

The earth vored his body, the sky vored his soul

A perfect compromise. Let's go with that

So then Mother Earth is into unbirthing vore

She collecting all them bodies

How do you know what unbirthing is

Sometimes you just...y'know randomly get exposed to fetishes. That's life on the wild world of the internet

More like, the day I learned about vore.... I did.... some.... research..... for science of course

You:

It’s how I found Santa rain deer pussy vore and it was a nightmare

EXCUSE ME!!!!

Santa wasn’t even sexy, just putting rain dear in his.... bags

I wish I had food in my stomach to puke up

He was jingling but in the wrong place

🎶I HEAR THEM SLEIGH LIPS JINGLING🎶

🎶BRRRING TING TINGLING TOO🎶

🎶COME ON ITS LOVELY WEATHER🎶

🎶TO REINDEER VORE TOGETHER WITH YOU🎶

But it's almost Christmas...