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The Carnivorous Muffin's Guide to Finding the Meaning of Life

@theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin / theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin.tumblr.com

Where I describe my ongoing adventures in fanfiction and interneting.
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Wilkomen!

It’s time I made a master post.

If you’re looking for where my actual writing lives: Ao3 and of course the ill fated Wolves’ Planet web comic (story by me, art by @rhombusgirl)

I have a meta blog, @thecarnivorousmuffinmeta where I post my controversial thoughts on very niche parts of Harry Potter and other fandoms. If you want to ask me for my take on characters, stories, etc. please do so there.

I have an art blog, @thecarnivorousmuffinart where all the fan art for my stories, art associated with my work, as well as my own art lives.

@janedoewrites follows my real people publishing adventures (see author page)

#welcome#writing#art#meta
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therealvinelle
madam-melon-meow asked:

Hi vinelle this is me telling you that i love your fanfics (both the solos and the co written), HP & Twilight , and constantly talk about your stuff to my fiancé . I know it’s really short, but “a saving grace” is especially lovely. nebuzzz(i cant fucking spell)’s dream is really fun, the weird outfit cult scene especially. And of course bleach is burned into my brain. if it weren’t for you & muffin i wouldnt be reading fanfic in either of these fandoms anymore. Thank you for your writing!

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therealvinelle answered:

Thank you!

Look, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin, praise!

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theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin

Ooh, praise!

#madam melon meow#praise#vinelle#therealvinelle#wirting
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therealvinelle
Anonymous asked:

I'm crying reading all these anons about your fics because I haven't read them yet and they'll just say some absolutely batshit things and I'm like. that fic sure sounds like a RIDE

therealvinelle answered:

Look, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin, wide-eyed anon!

(It's telling I don't even know which fic you're referring to, because this covers all of them.)

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theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin

Ooh, praise!

#vinelle#therealvinelle#writing
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therealvinelle
melgbi asked:

Have you seen mononoke, or is this a muffin only anime?

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therealvinelle answered:

The way it works is that @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin watches every anime imaginable she comes across, then returns to me with the results. It's a fantastic system for me, I'm guaranteed to watch nothing but great animes I'll like.

With that in mind, yes I have because Muffin put it on the yes list.

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theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin

It's true, this is how the system works.

#melgbi#mononke#vinelle#therealvinelle
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rankheresy

At last, Patreon content!

"A long time ago, Vinelle wrote a science-fiction story for an assignment in English and she was very proud of it. She also was then recently introduced to tumblr and the idea of how a person should write stories as dictated by the laws of the internet." - The Carnivorous Muffin

(In other words: @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin and I have finally fed the Patreon, for the first time in over a year. I sincerely hope all two patreons enjoy very much. They should, recording this was the most embarrassing hour of my life (and it's only part 1).)

Find the episode here! Leave your roasts in the comments.

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thecarnivorousmuffinmeta

A long time agon, @therealvinelle and I didn't finish reading this story for patrons and so we've finally finished that. Part 2 is now here, including the ending.

Find the episode (part 2) here! The ending will shock you!

#rank heresy#patreon#rank heresy podcast
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Anonymous asked:

I don't have a question, but I just wanted to say that your metas and fics always make me laugh. There's something about the way you phrase things. I really like all your writing, and seeing a fic you've put out in an unfamiliar fandom often convinces me to try them out. I don't often re-read fic, but I tend to re-read yours every few months. If I had a complaint, it would be that all your Aro/Carlisle fic has made me seem crazy to my friends and has corrupted my search history unforgivably.

Thank you anon! This is delightful praise and I'm very flattered.

#writing#about this blog#meta#praise
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Anonymous asked:

Hi! I really like your works. I was wondering if you had a permission statement for recursive fanfiction and fanart. I'm hoping to nominate one of your works for a recursive exchange. I believe I saw something where you mentioned you were okay with it as long as credit is given, but I just wanted to confirm. Thanks so much for all your wonderful writing!

Thanks for reaching out!

And sure thing, for fanfiction/fanart so long as credit is given to me as the original author and to the original story you have my blessing. I'd also love a link when the thing is done/if it's done.

#about this blog#writing
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iamnmbr3
Anonymous asked:

Who's your fave character in Hp??

iamnmbr3 answered:

oooh! that's hard to answer. a couple. right now probably harry, draco, snape, tom riddle, alphard black (thanks to the good writing crimes of @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin and @therealvinelle in Amulette d'Amour ) and hermione. but there'a lot i enjoy tbh. like i think narcissa is super interesting as well and andromeda. and of course any time an author is like no the fandom is wrong don't you dare like this character or treat them with nuance then i will like i want to out of spite. i think dumbledore is super interesting as well tho im not a fan of how the narrative frames him as only slightly flawed instead of a deeply, deeply flawed and disturbing character; like he's brilliantly written...but it's by mistake lol.

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theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin

Oooh thank you! (to the right blog this time)

#amulette d'amour#praise#vinelle#therealvinelle#alphard black#iamnmbr3
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therealvinelle
atomicniire asked:

I haven't read any of the fic updates for months now and the asks y'all keep getting about new chapters makes me unsure I want to ever read them..... (Joking, I'll have a horrible time eventually reading them but I'll love it)

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therealvinelle answered:

... I can only wonder what you make of Alphalord, then.

Hope you enjoy the fics once you get around to reading them! And that the nonsense on our blogs will make sense to you then.

Look, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin, praise!

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theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin

Oooh, praise!

#writing#praise#atomicniire#vinelle#therealvinelle
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