Every Kiss begins with ME

All of my wildest dreams for this movie have come true

as much as it sucks to have a female character exemplifying misogynistic views on a tv show full of testosterone, i think jack’s reaction is more rooted in classism than misoginy. jack was more than ready to announce their relationship to keeley’s employees, but introduces her as a friend to someone from jack’s own social circle. i mean keeley is literally channeling pretty woman with her outfit (my friend pointed that out <3), which is very much about social class more than anything

the kind of sexual freedom keeley displays is more associated with lower-class people, as opposed to the “classy” way women like jack are expected to behave and imo that’s the root of their issues. basically my point is never trust a rich person even if they’re a hot wlw!

the fourth thing is the homoeroticism we developed along the way

I’m not sure what I want more

mcsweeten being in leverage redemption and still having not a clue that parker and hardison are, in fact, not federal agents and are actually world-class criminals

or at some point between the finale and now he did find out, and then some government official gets wind of one of their heists and is jabbing their finger at a blurry image of parker and hardison mid-thievery and with a completely straight face, mcsweeten explains that guys, those are agents hagen and thomas and they are working on an undercover op and were in no way at all involved of what is inconveniencing the government now

and the government official keeps trying to explain they are criminals but mcsweeten just pulls up their dossiers and credentials and he can literally see the vein throbbing in the man’s forehead but he just smiles says that he has personally worked with agent hagen and would trust her with his life

look all I’m saying is that I manifested fbi director todd mcsweeten and every like and reblog to this post was adding energy to the manifestation

Wait hear me out

What if our favorite top dog at interpol told him? A fan fic idea. A buddy cop between McSweeten and Sterling. Just fucking helping cover up the leverage team so they dont get caught.

Think about it?? Like they have friends in high places people!! The friends of my friends are my friends!!

McSweeten is genuinely enamored with the team helping pick up where he can't get involved and Sterling just keeps owing a certain retired insurance investor favors. Eventually ending with "just keep Parker and her team and my Sophie safe now. You will be around much longer than i will." His final favor as Nate will die a couple years after without speaking to him again.

#sterling & mcsweeten#they are buddies idk what to tell you#they go out for brunch when they are in the same city and catch up on their friends' thieving hijinks#'did you hear that sophie got reconnected with her technical adoptive daughter' 'omg I'm so happy for her'#'did you hear that hardison is in space??? he sent me cool space pictures' 'im sorry he's WHAT'#you just KNOW there is a vein throbbing in sterling's forehead. dear god his kid in law is in SPACE WTF#he's gonna get a heart attack from his enstranged adoptive family he swears to god

Happy Hozier released new music to all who celebrate

So this thought occurred to me and I need to share it.

Harry gets to meet Nana (maybe Thanksgiving or something?) and the old girl likes what she sees. Nothing real comes of it of course but she flirts with him for fun. You know how old ladies will do the whole "What a strong young man you are" and "oh, if I were twenty years younger" and Harry is more than happy to play along to make her smile.

Then he realizes how uncomfortable it makes Breanna and Hardison and there's no way he's not gonna use that.

He sits next to Breanna at the briefing tables and puts his hand over hers.

"I know you're too old for a dad. But I hope we can be friends."

"Boy, if you don't."

Spots Hardison playing video games.

"Are ya winnin', son?"

"You better stop all that nonsense."

"C'mon. Why don't you take a break and come throw the old pig skin around?"

"I'll knock you out. Eliot taught me how, I can do it."

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

she’s like “that’s literally what they all say, harry”

Me, going through my notifications in the morning, about to block another round of pornbots

at first you’d think eliot is gruff and manly and just a punchy-man, but he literally also lives to cause subtle chaos

this man says the most unnerving things to a mark for shits and giggles

this man literally took a bite out of a live snake to commit to the act

we need to embrace chaos gremlin eliot more

Harry Lumber Duke Wilson.

Parker's YouTube tutorial on how to crack a Glenn-Rieder safe is pretty fucking delightful.

im going to dean devlin’s house with a carton of eggs and the rundown job ripped on a dvd

I will power wash passive aggressive messages into every driveway.