My boyfriend has the most beautiful animals

What the hell kind of cow is that?

Don’t be rude that’s their boyfriend

I’m scared when I’m finally happy because I know that I’m nothing…

Wholesome strangers

“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd

Trying to match this energy

remember that male feminist with the sign about how he needs feminism so he doesn’t feel insecure for enjoying his gf’s strap on…Hero

here he is…. a legend

Our one true ally

While we’re at it Tarzan could get it too. White dreads and all.

hey baize do you accept criticism on your posts

he’s a british man from the 1800s, he’s probably not circumcised, and he’s been living with gorillas. it doesn’t matter what he’s packing he’s probably got some of the strongest aged dick cheese under his hood…

Gorillas are actually pretty clean animals, and a nice river bath before the great dickdown of 1892 would clear any remains dirt right up

*throws holy water on this post*

*Washes Tarzans cock (yeah, I said it) with it

My ex and i were watching that a few years ago and she absolutely ruined the whole movie for me by saying “so how bad to you think he destroyed jane’s pussy the first time because gorilla’s ain’t exactly bout that gentle lovin”

She probably had months of construction work after the first time. Probably had to build a whole new pussy from scratch

We need more discussions like this

Thank you! The Tarzan dickscourse is so important. Like did you see the size of his thighs? If the dick didn’t kill you on contact the piston power from those thighs definitely would. Have you mad and crawling around the jungle like

I need to bleach my eyes

I fucking hate and love the idiots of this site lmfao!!!

clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person, i literally do not mind if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I’m not really into cars, his first thought was ‘i know imma send that to my girlfriend’ and yes i love that shit

hold on till may.

— What breaks my heart the most

-?

Me after I spend the night with my Monster Boyfriend

please watch the whole thing im like crying laughing

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

this is like a book

IM SCREAMING

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

more updates

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

I love this so much!