Tom said all there was to be said

IT SHOULD BE MADE ILLEGAL FOR TOM HIDDLESTON TO LOOK STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA.

Agony. ._.;

Okay can I just say that what always kills me about this man’s acting here is how he pulled off this…amused hopelessness? The “it’s too late” that he utters is ALL OVER his face here. Like “oh great, you just offered to take me home now. NOW. You just reminded me you actually still love me NOW. Thanks Thor, you just about killed my resolve there for a sec.”

Which Thor did. Which is why Loki stabbed him and ran like hell but non sequitur shuttinguplkdsfgkhjsdf. 

LOKI YOU ARE YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY. 

I always read it as

Loki has tried all movie to make them understand

Make them understand that he is only the vanguard

That he can’t stand down because the other is bretahing down his neck

He has found a way to let them have a look at the scepter under the watchfull eye of the other

He has told them what is going on

-> You brought the monster

-> I have an army

He has done his best to fuck up Clints very nice plan -> Ther ewas no need for the song and dance in stuttgart he is a shape shifter and he has the mindstone there where more clandestine methods to get the iridium … but that was never the point, he even says so himslef …

And none of it worked

So it’s to late

The portal has opened

He is out of time

out of tricks

out of everything

He has to deliver wether he likes it or not

This is not so much a dispointment in Thor

(-> Thor told him to come homw before)

as a disapointment in earths mightiest

They where not good enough to brake the connection

They where not goo enough to thwart him

They where not good enough and Thanos is coming

If they can’t handle him, they can’t handle Thanos

Game over … all is lost … not just new york, not just earth, but all the nine …

And after Loki is taken in to Asgard no one asks him where he got the mind stone or access to the chatauri army. They just stopped carrying once they locked him away, completely unconcerned there might be a bigger threat.

Dark World: Thor presumably doesn’t visit Loki in solitary confinement for a year, until he absolutely has to. He blames him, cuts ties of bonding over lost mother, threatens him, and is just there to use Loki’s skills because there was literally no one else.

Ragnarok: Loki visits Thor in his populated jail cell on day 1 at risk to his own reputation, bonds over lost father, offers Thor help at the cost of his own safety…

I mean…

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.

Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing.. “Happy Birthday to y-“ *crash* “ENOUGH!!” “…” “…”

“…Are you the stripper?”

“…I am a God you dull creature.”

*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*

This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 

OMFG it got better

It got WAY better.

@holylulusworld

Now I have seen it all…🤗

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LOKI S02E02 Breaking Brad

"Ms. Frieren, it's a mimic."

"Fern, if I fits. I sits."

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They did a remake called Sailor Moon Crystal. Still kept Haruka and Michiru as a lesbian couple and I haven't seen any complaints about it so I don't know what you're talking about.

I've just found this gif

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

I'm not Jewish but I stand with Israel.