Death in Paradise 2023 Christmas Special

PATSY KENSIT (EASTENDERS), DOON MACKICHAN (TWO DOORS DOWN), YOUSSEF KERKOUR (HOUSE OF GUCCI), GEOFF BELL (THE CURSE), BRONAGH WAUGH (RIDLEY), AMELIA CLARKSON (THE LAST KINGDOM), FREDDY CARTER (SHADOW AND BONE) AND LEILA KHAN (HEARTSTOPPER) ARE CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS ON THE SUNNY SHORES OF SAINT MARIE THIS YEAR.

THEY JOIN DEATH IN PARADISE SERIES REGULARS RALF LITTLE (D.I NEVILLE PARKER), DON WARRINGTON (COMMISSIONER SELWYN PATTERSON), SHANTOL JACKSON (D.S NAOMI THOMAS), TAHJ MILES (OFFICER MARLON PRYCE), GINNY HOLDER (TRAINEE OFFICER DARLENE CURTIS) AND ÉLIZABETH BOURGINE (CATHERINE BORDEY) FOR THE BBC CARIBBEAN CRIME DRAMA’S FESTIVE FEATURE-LENGTH SPECIAL, AIRING ON BBC ONE AND IPLAYER.

the funniest part of much ado is after claudio and hero get engaged and beatrice is like “meanwhile I’m over here!!! forever alone!!! I wish someone like don pedro would ask me to marry him haha!!” and don pedro is like “would you like me to marry you?” and beatrice says no.

Not to excuse Darcy's rudeness, but if I were stared at or gossiped about by Merryton Society, I would feel uncomfortable and try to avoid to talking to them too.

Charlotte Lucas is one of the most intelligent characters in pride and prejudice. The woman was light-years far away understanding mr. Darcys feelings about Elizabeth than herself (or anyone else before her aunt). And the queen was a true mastermind once she managed to marry well as was possible for her. girl nailed it 🤓👏

The fact that I talk about Jane Austen the way Mr. Collins talks about Lady Catherine 😭

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

NORTH AND SOUTH (2004) | Episode 4

Name the crimes your dog has commited. Expose them.

Current dog (Cocker Spaniel): Mostly pee crimes but also the sexual assault.

Last dog (Cocker Spaniel): A criminal mastermind. Purse theft. Eyeglasses theft. Everything theft. Once snuck a mouse that had been pooped out by another dog into some sort of dead body/poop agglomeration into my spotless home minutes before 30 friends and business associates were set to arrive. We smelled the contraband before we saw it. Once ate a pound of spicy frozen sausage and the plastic packaging in minutes and didn’t even have the good graces to get indigestion.

First dog (Yellow Lab): Picked a fight with a piece of tin foil…and lost.

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👸🏻 girlbossladyjane Follow

It really makes me sick to see people giving money to penny weeklies when Franklin's expedition STILL has not been found 😭 There are good men out there trapped in unimaginable temperatures and literally all that's needed is a little more funding for another rescue mission yet all you guys seem to care about are your vulgar little stories...

🧔🏻‍♂️ queerqueg Follow

the franklin expedition is dead as hell

👸🏻 girlbossladyjane Follow

Disgraceful thing to say but I'd expect nothing more from a M*lville fan

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

Sorry for posting so much about Tom Gradgrind/James Harthouse from Hard Times lately. It turns out that I was getting arsenic poisoning from my wallpaper? Anyway I took a seaside stroll and I'm normal now. Check your walls y'all

#whyyy did i assume they were committing unlawful actions together like where did i even get that from lol #hard times isn't even that good by dickens standards tbh

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🎨 asherbrowndurand

Just painted this

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RIP Napoleon... you may have been unable to conquer Alexander's Russia but you sure as hell conquered Alexander's bed

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HERITAGE POST

📝 shakespearesforehead Follow

How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 20s lol

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🌄 loyalromantic Follow

poets just aren't dying young in mysterious water-related incidents like they used to :/

#as useless and degenerative as i find 'the living poets' and i'm glad we're finally moving on from them #i have to agree with op in this respect

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🎀 thefopdiaries Follow

I finally got a daguerreotype of myself ^_^ Porcelain urn for scaling

📜 bartlebi-thescrivener

i think i hauve consumption

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🐋 whaler4life

They found oil in the ground??? WTF. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSTTTT. FUCK MY LIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME

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🌿 naturesnaturalist Follow

I swear this website has 0 reading comprehension skills. Darwin NEVER claimed we "evolved" from apes like if one of you guys actually bothered to open his new book you'll see all his arguments are backed up by evidence. He actually makes a lot of sense

#sure there's nuance like i don't fully agree with all of it #but his general theory of natural selection seems pretty sound imo

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🙈 butchbronte Follow

Of course these are the finalists lmao this website is so predictable. Anyway vote Heathcliff if you dont i'm going to assume you're a phrenologist

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It's not problematic to acknowledge the fact that Heathcliff was a brute like he literally killed dogs in case you forgot. #rochestersweep

🙈 butchbronte Follow

I love the implication here that Rochester never did anything cruel either. He literally locked his wife in the attic and lied to Jane about it 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened

📖 sapphichelenburns Follow

And? God forbid women do anything

#why'd you have to pit two bad bitches against each other #anyway i'm not attracted to men but still went with rochester #bc in terms of living quarters thornfield hall > wuthering heights easily

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

Not the Russian tsar dying immediately after hartgrind became canon

#i know dickens hasn't technically confirmed it yet but like. SOMETHING was strongly implied ok #see: my previous post #dickensposting

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

LORD HELP ME. THE BODY LANGUAGE. THE WAY THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. AHHHHHH

#this installment!!! im-- #dickensposting #i can't fucking cope #dickens wants to KILL us he wants us DEAD....

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⭐️ newamerican

Hi guys sorry I haven't been posting lately it's been so difficult getting to California 💀 I'm finally here now though just need to find a pickaxe and soon I'll be digging! :-) wish me luck lol

#gold #gold rush #gold rush grind #california #adventure

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I have so many Brokenwood feels… 😍

Some BTS gems of S10 from our Detective Kristin Sims, Fern Sutherland.

“Now leaving Brokenwood” 😭😭

happy pride to canonically bisexual bob belcher