good at bunnying

You were warned…

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

women are always saying this to me

I have great news for you about the frequency with which you will most likely die for her

wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

Idk seems like a lot of people talk about it.

Part of being cute and clumsy is all the fun little kisses you get in the kitchen from stoves and such

Grandmaster flash has pronouns in bio 🥺

I'm finished with touching myself, time for next paint job

medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali

whatever

[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CH3bmE-n9pt/?igshid=jekr64ilo7xi

https://www.instagram.com/p/CH3bmE-n9pt/?igshid=jekr64ilo7xi

https://www.instagram.com/p/CH3bmE-n9pt/?igshid=jekr64ilo7xi