please unmute this

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

someone walks by, holding a phone

me: they’re playing pokemon go

Today’s date is 2²/3²/4².

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS TODAY

Be there and be square.

“YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS TODAY” said the American on April 9th, 2016.

“Oh really?” say I, a European, on the 4th of September, 2016.

thick thigh struggle is when you can’t ever get too attached to a pair of jeans even if they’re you’re favorite the constant friction of your thighs rubbing together are going to make holes in the crotch and destroy them. say goodbye pal.

Thick thigh pro: men are so fascinated by the warmth that accumulates between your legs.

i dont care about men i paid for those jeans

Being asexual like “10/10, but still would not bang.”

i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

nialls favorite eyeshadow

when there’s Some Big Meme sweeping the internet but it never crosses your dash so all you see is the remix meme and you’ve gotta sherlock holmes your way to the original like some kind of historical memeologist

Just Niall Things™

Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)

[Person: Lookit this fucker. Cat: *muffled meowing* Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door! Cat: *muffled meow* Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in– Cat: *runs away, jingling* Person: You FUCKER!!]

Cats have a very poor sense of object permanence.  As such, they don’t realize that its possible for two doors to lead to the same room.  In their mind if they come in one door, that’s one room and if they come in the other door, that’s a completely different room. This is why, if you let a cat out and it’s raining, it will run inside and meow at you to open another door.  They aren’t able to connect that both doors lead to the same outside.

In this case, this cat does not want to go to The Place The Cat Door Leads To but rather is asking to go to The Place The Front Door Leads To.

As for why he runs away at the end?

Well, he’s an asshole.

Is nobody going to mention that the cat’s name is Joe tho??

BURNIE AND JOE THE CAT

the flag emojis should include the pride flags reblog if u agree

Polish men and women gathered today in front of the parliament. We protested against the utterly horrific new Law and Justice’s (PiS) party project that will basically ban abortion all over the country: raped and underage women will have to carry out the pregnancy — that means protecting the rapists, pedophiles and men who commit incest.

However, that’s not all. Our government wants to ban prenatal screening and diagnosis. They will force women to give birth to deformed and even those seriously ill fetuses. If you think that’s horrible enough, well, they want to hurt us even more: every miscarriage is going to end with a court trial that will determine if the pregnancy was terminated on purpose. This means that women who have just been through unimaginable suffering will have to sit through a court trial and defend themselves as if they had just commited some sort of crime!

No woman will be safe in our own country unless we stand up and end this nightmare!

Share this post, spread the word! Let the world know what’s happening! These are not just equal rights for women, THESE ARE BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS THAT ARE BEING VIOLATED RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! Send your troops. My country needs help. Our sisters, mothers, daughters, friends, cousins — we need you!  

niall // augusta 2 april 2016