Things the signs remind me of zodiac signs

Aries: sloppy first kisses, bruised knees, moshpits, adrenaline rushes, dirty converse, staring at each other from across the room, midnight adventures, sex in a car, talking about heartbreak

Taurus: holding hands when it’s cold, music festivals, drinking herbal tea surrounded by scented candles, picking grass out of the ground, black coffee, museum dates, 50′s diners, new and soft bedsheets, flower crowns, falling in love with small towns

Gemini: mischievous eyes, parties in the basement, confused feelings, knee socks, excitement growing in the pit of your stomach, breaking into old buildings, skinning your knees, numb fingers, endless conversations, kissing someone in front of your ex

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Can this be the new go to meme of 2018

I fixed it

This is the best fix I’ve seen

The Original Meeting for The Prince and Snow White, from the original 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs comic strip, released weekly, beginning December 14, a week before the film’s premiere.

Look, everyone! He has a name.

Well it about time that we know what his fucking name was.

you: prince charming

me, an intellectual: PRINCE BUCKET HEAD

this is somehow cuter

You know, him being Snow White’s magical creation would make the ending make more sense. He didn’t just randomly know how to find her corpse or that kissing would revive her, he’s magically bound to her and since she gave him life, he’s able to return that to her.

so… if you live in the eu, you can no longer post gifsets, photos…? i don’t understand, somebody help, pls…

Okay American Tumblr Europe needs our help the government has recently approved article 13…which is worse than net neutrality… I want you guys to boost this…they helped us with net neutrality…we need to help them…come on guys let Europe know we stand behind them the internet needs to remain free and open no matter where you live

“Next Tuesday, McDonald’s workers at restaurants in 10 cities will walk off the job at lunch, waging the first-ever nationwide strike to combat sexual harassment.” 

- TIME’S UP

McDonald’s Workers Are Going on Strike Over Sexual Harassment

NEXT TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 18th - SUPPORT THE STRIKE!!!

hey i know i don’t have many followers but please spread this

sexual harrassment in the food industry is so prevalent that most women (including myself!) expect it when they come to work. And mcdonald’s workers are some of the absolute most vulnerable and least appreciated.

even if you don’t eat at mcdonalds you probably have followers who do and followers who work there and would like to see you supporting them

Favorite Zoke moments from TDAS! Yes, some of these are Mal, but it’s the thought that counts!

I decided to try the Ariana Grande stool-balancing test. I didn’t have a stool, so I used an exercise ball. Do I get extra credit?

Bless @bleepblopbloop56 for showing this jewel to mr

The last one….….

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The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.

And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.

Pokémon Go, the summer of 2016, was the last pure moment in the world & I miss it

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

via weheartit

“Internet censorship isn’t going to be for several years still.” 

If the house fire has only consumed the kitchen so far, is it really worth calling the fire department?? I mean, only a few things have been lost. The whole house hasn’t burned down, so why should we do anything yet?? (/sarcasm).

“We’ll still technically have access to the internet so stop making a big deal about it”. 

I mean, if my car doesn’t run but still has a frame and wheels, I guess I still technically have a car too. It’s not gonna do me much good though. So should I really complain if it doesn’t get me to work?? I mean, I still have the car. (/sarcasm). 

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

This is why I always get upset when people try to paint John Mulaney as somehow bad. He’s so sweet and so polite and he. God. Damn. Loves. His. Wife. even if every other asshole in comedy goes on stage and says nasty shit about their own wives.

Woman or man, you go out their and find your own John Mulaney who will give you the respect you deserve, because you do deserve it.

why is anyone even married to jerry fucking seinfeld??

There’s two types of Autumn:

And I love them both!