this is so fucking funny wait
bosses when they’re too cheap even for pizza
This is great. I’m going to Win at Boop, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
Never before have I identified with a tv character so much.
Nobody: Chris & Buck, Literal Canon Bisexuals: I'M aN AlLy!
@lgbtqcreators bingo: colour
My coworker Mike just started cracking up. Informed us someone was trying to make a test Outlook group at work and seems to have accidentally made it a real Outlook group.
Everyone added to the group is named Mike.
Creator of the group isn’t online yet but the Mikes are coming online in droves.
“Why was I added to this group? What do I have in common with all these other Mikes?” -one of the Mikes
“Ah, so this is Mikerosoft” (<- you’re never gonna guess what company I work for)
@swiftiscruff: FRIENDSHIP EXCHANGE -> Javi Gutierrez + his golden curls for @pedrorascal
"I'm on the moon!" 1969 Snoopy button
cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
Nobody wants to work anymore
one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it's a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what's the issue
Okay this is definitely gonna become a thing.
Sometimes mature, understanding, calm, and gentle is a 30 year old man having a temper tantrum and destroying First Order property.