Who’s the Prettiest Ch. in Stranger Things? - 5.2
Steve Harrington vs Joyce Byers
“Like yeah I'm going with a v v basic answer, but damn dude, vanilla is the base flavour in ice creams for a reason. Him in the yellow sweater?? The hair?? The vibe of general comfort he radiates?? Pretty. Dustin and his friendship showing his ability to be empathetic to people he doesn't relate to as much showing his character growth from being a douche?? Pretty. Like ik i could argue that el and Mike and will and robin and Dustin and Lucas and Max and Eddie are all very pretty with wonderful characters and such, but the first instinct has gotta be steve.”
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“I'm gay I'm so fucking gay and I've been in love with Winona Ryder since I saw Heathers in 2009 and honestly Joyce Byers is her achieving max MILF. I'm begging you Joyce is so attractive to me I accidentally outed myself to my mother when Stranger Things first started airing (it was fine). If I woke up tomorrow in the Stranger Things universe I would attack Hopper on sight like a territorial guard dog more out of devotion to Joyce than ACAB, like a 75%-25% thing. I'm very normal I promise I'm so normal it’s just 3 am. This is easily the most embarrassing thing I've ever written for another person to read.”