magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh
When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later
Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.
They played it on an accordion
Bro I think you met Weird Al
for the complete experience
turned this in for my biology assignment today online school is going well
when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
Gonna scream oh my Gd
It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry
ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
@bonos-grindcore-sideproject This is so good
shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer
heart shaped carabiner my beloved
[image description: two photos of a pink heart-shaped carabiner, one against a transparent background and one showing it hooked onto jeans with several keys attached. end description.]
Why is tumblr dead on the weekends omg stop going to the club, get your ass out here and BLOG
realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
well. did it bored 👍
DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!
I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.
Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.
If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.
I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.
oh so THAT'S the Bone Horse.
These are gold
Boob Humpur
Fibur, Tibua, and Coffin Bones
AI seems to be convinced of the existence of the letter Pi
i wish this guy was my boyfriend so bad it's physically injuring me
beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line
"met with a girl and she sucked my COCK. sedimentary is a type of ROCK"
You can skip to the next post instnatly with the J key
... this was supposed to be a helpful tip on another post, now it looks like I'm being really aggressive about a random post about the beastie boys
Tumblr conversations are funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line