I just want to get dicked down again =/
Why do people die? Just say no thanks. Just don’t die. It’s not even hard.
I am placing a tax on discourse. Your move, fools.
Why does Wendy’s, the far superior fast food chain, not simply subjugate rival businesses through military conquest? They are cowards.
Anybody wanna try a hot new religion from Baekje?
Anonymous asked:
Don't throw bunnies!!
If Tewi does it, so can I.
Here goes:
Anonymous asked:
It failed.
Okay, well who wants to see me pull a rabbit out of my cape.
mikosuggestion reblogged
Who would like to see a magic trick?
sure?
Alright, behold! *makes byakuren hijiri actually likeable*
Who would like to see a magic trick?
Anonymous asked:
did you go god tier
Yes. This ‘Homestuck’ is actually a perfect allegory for the process of becoming a shikaisen.
My God Tier is Prince of Japan.
me as im taking my life to ascend as a hermit: OMG IM DYING xD
Sometimes you just have to use a whole bottle of hairspray. Do it for fashion.
Anonymous asked:
it is under my knowledge, Crown Princess, that becoming a hermit let's you abandon your old body, you get to fully customize a new one. other than being that'd be a dream for me, you were... reel generous with your own, huh ;)
Most shikaisen don’t like to change much. Look at Futo, for example, who is still very much as she was in the past. I, on the other hand, took it as an opportunity to remake myself.
mikosuggestion reblogged
Very honest, I like you Toyosatomimi but you’re very tiring trying to be “funny” so everytime you’re gonna try to do a touché to me I’m just gonna put a catchphrase of mine.
Come at me, coward.
Tai Chow Balls.
Tao Te Ching.
Tai Chow Balls.
She who says ‘Tai Chow Balls’ is stupid.
Tai Chow Balls.
Look, loyal followers. Byakuren Hijiri has ridiculed herself publicly.
mikosuggestion reblogged
Very honest, I like you Toyosatomimi but you’re very tiring trying to be “funny” so everytime you’re gonna try to do a touché to me I’m just gonna put a catchphrase of mine.
Come at me, coward.
Tai Chow Balls.
Tao Te Ching.
Tai Chow Balls.
She who says ‘Tai Chow Balls’ is stupid.
mikosuggestion reblogged
Very honest, I like you Toyosatomimi but you’re very tiring trying to be “funny” so everytime you’re gonna try to do a touché to me I’m just gonna put a catchphrase of mine.
Come at me, coward.
Tai Chow Balls.
Tao Te Ching.