thinking about the guy who bought his fiancée the Dyson Airblade instead of Airwrap (so a hand dryer instead of a multi-styler for hair) and the guy who got his gf the toy Dyson Airwrap set for children thinking it was the real thing on a huge sale
felt compelled to draw their office and play with textures so the painting would have that fuzzy staticky 90's feeling about it. close-ups under the cut
imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Reblogging because I really need some good luck
Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome
This post just kicked me in my teeth
S03E01 | S03E04 ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
They share one brain cell in the entire spiderverse. Different people, same font.
Trust me guys. This is in the next movie. I was in the writing room. (Lie)
i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny
like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.
(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)
The best duo
Hehe hoho
So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now
Mf ain’t done nothing wrong, he’s just a silly goose
Took a nap and I wake up to find out Misha Collins was the first person to ever face workplace heterophobia
“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy