This

gotta be the equivalent to this

Same energy

Lmao

Screaminggggg

Therapist: Now, Bucky, what do we say when our depression hits?

Bucky: *sigh*

Bucky: My depression is chronic, but this ass is iconic

Therapist: No!

Sam: Yes!

criminal minds as ao3 tags

Vegetarian Tara trying to convince Luke to stop eating meat 

some pranks i think hannibal pulls on will on april fools

replaces the sugar with salt

pretends he’s pregnant

hides human remains in his fishing lures

tells him that abigail is still alive

turns his work pal into a jigsaw puzzle

doesn’t tell him about his life threatening infection (haha that one got him good)

chicken bouillon cube in the shower head

puts food coloring on his toothbrush

switches his vanilla pudding with mayonnaise

puts flour in his hair dryer

feeds him human flesh and pretends it’s pork

Can we just talk about the fact that the Cullens, having witnessed Bella be horny on main for the better part of a year or so, speed built a whole ass Fuckin’ Cottage out in the woods under the guise of a “wedding present” so that they wouldn’t have to put up with The Bump And Grind™️

twilight + textposts: himbo edition

bonus:

the best moment in carlisle's life is when he realised he could use human high school as a day care center for his dumbass vampire childen

Edward, getting extremely horny over Bella wearing her khaki skirt, whilst still trying to contain himself:

I just know..... I just know that Emmett was only allowed to babysit Renesme once and this is what revoked his privileges

Captain America: The First Avenger + Text Posts

+ a sentimental bonus:

When puberty is not generous to you and you need to do something

“You have been a joy to raise”