Royality Head Canons

Because my boys deserve all the love

*whispers* @wisepuma23 since I’m dragging you into this pit with me

-Roman offers to fight anything that upsets Patton. It makes Patton laugh but Roman is 100% serious. He once brandished his sword at a door that was accidentally slammed in Patton’s face

-They have a bucket list of “cute couple things” they want to do together. They tend to add more than they get through together, and they have just as much fun coming up with ideas as they do actually doing them

-The list currently has over fifty date ideas, not including the ones they’ve already fulfilled

-Patton enacted a standing bi-monthly date night after Roman got caught up in a quest and they didn’t see each other the entire time. Neither took it well. The date nights don’t have a set schedule, but they get together twice a month without fail.

-Patton writes Roman love letters when ever he goes off on his quests, long rambling awkward things that take up page after page. Roman adores them all. He bonds several together and keeps every last one on a bookshelf to read over later

-Roman’s spent many months trying to teach Patton how to dance. It’s not going so well, but they have a blast and often end up a laughing tangle of limbs on the floor so it works out for them

-They have more quiet moments than you’d think. Roman will wrap himself around Patton and hum the entire Disney anthology on Patton’s bad days. Patton will write everything he loves about Roman on Roman’s arm with his finger on Patton’s bad days, even if it takes hours

-Roman gets jealous of the love and attention that Patton gives the other two

-Patton worries that Roman loves the idea of a relationship, rather than him

-Prank wars are a thing

-As are nights of binge watching until 5am

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

OKAY SO HERE ARE MORE ROYALITY HEADCANONS

- Roman surprises Patton with flowers all the time from his realm. Beautiful shades of red and blue along with a handwritten note. Patton loves them! However, they keep dying because Patton forgets to water them. One time Roman gave him a cactus. It died…against all odds. Roman was aghast but didn’t give up! Solution: Roman gifts Patton rocks with gorgeous paintings and markings on them. Patton loves them.

- Roman totally sends selfies to Patton on his quests. Usually with something in the background that has Patton sending back “ROMAN NO!!!”

- “ROMAN YES!!”

- Logan says something hurtful about Patton. It happened in the heat of the moment in the middle of an argument with Roman. “Do not be as silly and frivolous as Patton! Use your head for once!” Roman replied with, “USE MY HEAD?!?!” and proceeded to headbutt the heck outta Logan. He was out like a light.

- Roman, unfortunately, had only 0.2 seconds to enjoy his victory before he passed out too. Dramatic idiots. 

- Roman wakes up to Patton looking after him with an icepack on his head. Patton hugs Roman tightly and told him to never do that again. Roman promises with his fingers crossed behind his back.

- Roman and Patton are one of those gross couples that make out in public. Virgil hates walking in on them, “Really?!” Patton laughs while Roman blushes a deep red. It’s all Patton’s fault really

- Roman TOTALLY sings “Take My Hand” by Elvis to Patton as they dance slowly at night in the living room. They sway gently back and forth. 

- Roman’s greatest secret is that Patton sings. He’s really shy and he only does it in Roman’s realm where no one else can hear him. Patton sings really sappy love songs like this. 

*JAZZ HANDS*

also I’m tagging royality captain @notveryglittery :D!

Miraculously Their Own- Chapter 2

Not Every Card’s A Trump Part 1

Word count: 4459

Pairings: Romantic Royaltiy, Platonic LAMP

Warnings: N/A

Notes: Huge thanks as always to @wisepuma23 for all her help! :D Also, expect weekly updates, most likely every Friday at this point!

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Chapter 1

*387 Days Before*

It was too loud. Not that Logan had any control over it, but it still made his shoulders hunch towards his ears and he buried his face in his book a little bit more. One of the other children raced past his corner and Logan pulled his legs up so that they wouldn’t get bruised from someone tripping over them again. The excitement of everyone else seemed palpable, but Logan didn’t see why.

Another pair of adults, another adoption day, and Logan wanted to snap at them. Only a third of foster children were adopted a year, and only two thirds of them actually stayed with those parents. It was likely that they would spend at least another year before disappearing from the group home like the rest. After the third year in the system, chances of being adopted and not just placed started to drop drastically, and became non existent once the teenage years were reached.

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LOGAN NEEDS ALL THE HUGS ;A;

HUG THE BOI!!!

GREAT JOB WORM!!! Next Friday is gonna be awesome!!! 

You bored, or feeling artsy but don’t have any inspiration...? *updated!*

Do you need to distract yourself? Or are you simply bored? Here are some great websites to make the time pass.

Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:

Maybe none of these peeked your interest-maybe you’ve been wanting to create an o.c, but never really knew how to start-or you just enjoy making O.C’s….Or maybe you have a Gemsona that you want to create, but don’t have the energy to draw!

This masterlist is to help you in making your own OCs….it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! (´ヮ`)!

Gemsona stuffs;

How to Write Better OCs:

Character Development:

Need an Appearance idea?

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Villains

Relationships

ARCHETYPES

NAMES

APPEARANCE

DETAILS

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WAIT!…if none of that worked, then maybe you want to make a southpark style character?

UNDERTALE STUFFS;

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Shoutout to all the straight girls that after finding out that their gal friends were into girls NEVER got weird about giving them hugs, holding hands, cuddling in front of the tv, dancing close at clubs. Basically still as physically affectionate as they always were. That’s how you ally ✌🏽

Also the ones that are demanding selfies of your crush. The ones that want to hear every single detail of your dates from the romantic to the sexual. Who acknowledge that this is a part of you and fully embrace it.

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

pride skellies

rich people:

millennials:

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

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for folks in office jobs:

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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?

it’s also funny that u would imply that people not getting enough exercise is in no way linked to people working longer hours

Girls bodies are so pretty and soft like how did I ever think I was straight

Miraculously Their Own- Chapter 1

Summary: “Not flesh of my flesh, nor bone of my bone, but still miraculously my own. Never forget for a single moment, you didn’t grow under my heart, but in it.” -Fleur Conkling Heylinger

Sometimes, a family is two gay dads and a broken genius

(Well, more like, two gay dads, a broken genius, a trans aunt, two Lesbian grandmothers, the anxious boy who sits in the back of the class and his queer dads, a whole host of aunts, uncles, and cousins, and finally a puppy that still needs to be trained. But Logan may need some time to realize that)

Word Count: 844

Pairings: Romantic Royality, Romantic Corne

Tags:  Adoption, Past Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Violence, Attempted Murder, Murder, Teacher!Patton, Actor!Roman, Child!Logan, Child!Virgil, Bullying, Everyone Is Gay or Queer

Notes: Yooooo Huge Thanks to @wisepuma23 for helping me brainstorm this one, though at the rate she’s going, it’s going to be another co-project with her XDShorter chapter than what most of them well be usually, but have this anyways

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Logan curled a little tighter into his chair, tracing patterns along the arm rest. Andromeda, Draco, Perseus, Canis Major, Canis Minor. He knew them all by heart and could picture them scattered across the sky, mixing with the ones that he had made up with Roman and Patton. Little Professor, Big Professor, Lionheart, Sword in the Stone. He couldn’t remember the stories that Roman had come up with for them, just the soothing tone of his voice and the crickets that had chirped in the background.

“Hey,” Logan startled as Roman crouched down to his level. The blood on Logan’s shirt flaked off, drifting towards the hospital’s floor and he found himself reaching out before Roman could. Papers scattered against the floor as Roman pulled Logan as close as he could.

Logan trembled, burying his face in his father’s shoulder and tried to blink back tears as he dug his fingers into Roman’s shoulder blades. Roman pulled him back to place a hand on his cheek and search his eyes. “Are you alright? Are you hurt, god I should have thought, fuck, wait no stay here I can get a nurse to look you over again, or a change of clothes, goddamnit I’m sorry-” Roman made to stand up again, but Logan lunged, tangling his fingers in Roman’s coat. More dried blood, Logan felt like it was everywhere, under his fingernails, on his dad, smeared across their kitchen floor. Coating everything he had come to love.

“No!” he shrieked, and Roman startled. Logan gripped even tighter, feeling his hands tingle from the force of it, and he was acting hysterical. Logan knew that but for once he couldn’t bring himself to care. “Don’t leave me too! You promised you’d never- never- never-” Roman’s eyes softened and he scooped Logan up as easily as he always had. He pulled Logan close and flopped back against the chair, nuzzling at Logan’s hair. “Shhhh, it’s ok Little Professor, I did, I promised, I’m not going anywhere I swear,” Roman said gently as Logan tried to burrow into his shoulders and chest.

“I’m sorry,” Logan whispered.

“Not your fault,” Roman said back, fierce as the heroes in the books they read together, “Never your fault Lo, never ever, got it?”

“But-”

“No Butts!” Roman said, “Remember Patton decreed it so, no butts until you’re well over fifteen.”

Logan trembled again. He didn’t want the reminder of who they were here for, of why he was covered in blood, of the wild beeps and rushing bodies and Roman screaming. Rough fingers scratched at his scalp, and Logan clutched at the cloth in his hands even tighter. Roman’s chest vibrated as he hummed, and Logan felt tears leak out the corner of his eyes.

“He’s going to be fine,” Roman said, something distant in his voice. “We both know him. Pat’s always fine, and he’ll be fine this time too.” Roman shifted and Logan looked up to meet his bright grin. Roman brushed away his tears gently and bent over to gather up the papers he had dropped.

“Come on! You feel like learning about the medical process today, bud?” Roman asked and kept his arms bracketing Logan, as he thumbed through the information the doctors needed.

“Not really,” Logan muttered sulkily, crossing his arms and leaning back and away from the papers. He didn’t want to know how much this cost them, didn’t want to think about how it was all his fault again. He knew how this ended. They’d either give him back- because they had the silly thought that he could have better parents than them, idiots- or the state would declare them unfit and take him away.

“Yeah,” Roman said, his eyes tightening around the edges with an emotion that Logan would have normally asked Patton about, “Neither do I, Edgar Allen Lo. Neither do I.” He booped Logan’s nose lightly and Logan blinked. “But they won’t let us in to see our Dear Ray of Dadshine without them so, learning we have to go through.”

“That one was worse than usual,” Logan said softly and Roman laughed. Logan leaned back into the action, snuggling up against the arm Roman was using to hold the clipboard steady.

“Well you’re our Son-shine, so that makes Patton the Dad-shine!” Logan hummed in disagreement, and the scritch of pen stopped for a moment as Roman paused to drop a kiss against Logan’s head. “I love you, Logan, that’s not going to change.” “Hey,” Roman whispered, and Logan blinked at him, sleepy and ready for a nap already. Roman’s grin grew mischievous and he pressed a finger to his lips. Oh, Logan straightened slowly, because Roman only did that when he was-

“You wanna sneak in to see Patton without bothering with all this?”

-going to break rules and drag Logan into the trouble with him.

Logan nodded quickly and Roman cackled under his breath, gathering Logan close to his chest. “Hold on bud,” Roman said, a new life in his movements, “We’re going to say hi to your dad.”

YEESSSSS IT’S HERE

Royality adoption AU here we come 

A Story of Death Chapter 2- Demons for Dummies

Word Count: 4720

Pairings: Slow burn LAMP, Moxiety, Logicality, Logince

Tags: Light cursing only this chapter :D

Notes: We’re starting you guys off slow, as in Slowburn XD Co-Written by the fabulous @wisepuma23!!

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Chapter 1

Roman had long since mastered the art of smiling and waving as he walked down the street. Shoulders thrown back, chin tilted just slightly up, and a long confident stride would fool just about anyone into thinking he was fine even when he wasn’t. And at the moment, he really, really wasn’t.

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A Story of Death- Chapter 1: Darling Dove

Summary: Patton has been Virgil’s best friend since they meet in kindergarten. When he learned that he was his Guardian Angel, it was no surprise to Virgil. The two of them share a home, a business and someday, an altar. He was there for Patton the same way Patton was there for him. They would tear themselves apart for each other.

Things change when a new customer and a demon with old history with Patton arrive.

Heaven and Hell could come knocking, they were ready.

(They really weren’t)

Word Count: 4514

Pairings: Slow burn LAMP, Moxiety, Logicality

Tags: Depictions of Violence, Non-descriptive Beheading and Gore, Implied Manipulation, Angst with a Happy Ending, Pining, Slowburn, Domestic Fluff, Jealousy

Notes: OK TAKE TWO HERE WE GO! Co-Written by the fabulous @wisepuma23!! 

Chapter 2

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reblogging this again because a second chapter went up and I love it so much <33

A Story of Death Chapter 2- Demons for Dummies

Word Count: 4720

Pairings: Slow burn LAMP, Moxiety, Logicality, Logince

Tags: Light cursing only this chapter :D

Notes: We’re starting you guys off slow, as in Slowburn XD Co-Written by the fabulous @wisepuma23!!

READ ON Ao3 :D

Chapter 1

Roman had long since mastered the art of smiling and waving as he walked down the street. Shoulders thrown back, chin tilted just slightly up, and a long confident stride would fool just about anyone into thinking he was fine even when he wasn’t. And at the moment, he really, really wasn’t.

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I've been co-writing this since the WNH update is slow. But please go check this out!! It's really great :D

A Story of Death- Chapter 1: Darling Dove

Summary: Patton has been Virgil’s best friend since they meet in kindergarten. When he learned that he was his Guardian Angel, it was no surprise to Virgil. The two of them share a home, a business and someday, an altar. He was there for Patton the same way Patton was there for him. They would tear themselves apart for each other.

Things change when a new customer and a demon with old history with Patton arrive.

Heaven and Hell could come knocking, they were ready.

(They really weren’t)

Word Count: 4514

Pairings: Slow burn LAMP, Moxiety, Logicality

Tags: Depictions of Violence, Non-descriptive Beheading and Gore, Implied Manipulation, Angst with a Happy Ending, Pining, Slowburn, Domestic Fluff, Jealousy

Notes: OK TAKE TWO HERE WE GO! Co-Written by the fabulous @wisepuma23!! 

Chapter 2

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hey y'all!!! you should totally check this out :D!!!

A Story of Death- Chapter 1: Darling Dove

Summary: Patton has been Virgil’s best friend since they meet in kindergarten. When he learned that he was his Guardian Angel, it was no surprise to Virgil. The two of them share a home, a business and someday, an altar. He was there for Patton the same way Patton was there for him. They would tear themselves apart for each other.

Things change when a new customer and a demon with old history with Patton arrive.

Heaven and Hell could come knocking, they were ready.

(They really weren’t)

Word Count: 4514

Pairings: Slow burn LAMP, Moxiety, Logicality

Tags: Depictions of Violence, Non-descriptive Beheading and Gore, Implied Manipulation, Angst with a Happy Ending, Pining, Slowburn, Domestic Fluff, Jealousy

Notes: OK TAKE TWO HERE WE GO! Co-Written by the fabulous @wisepuma23!! 

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YEEEEESSSSSS IT’S HERE!!!!

everyone please go follow and read this story!! I’ve been so excited about it!!! And it’s been a blast co-writing with worm <333