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carol danvers in the marvels trailer

#i love this moment so much bc ava here is panicking#she was down for a night of sleuthing and dealing with the fbc but she wasn’t ready for an actual demon#this is the moment she’s like oh no. oh this is bigger than we anticipated#and she’s the only one seeing it!!!!#so she turns to beatrice and legitimately bea’s first reflex is#what do you need me to do#where do you need me#immediately and without question#calm and centering#ava never stood a chance!!! you’re bisexual and this talented focus genius warrior#makes you their number 1 priority and anticipates every single need#and especially your number 1 need of having someone in your corner always#the full weight of her devotion is on you. wyd.#ofc you faceplant headfirst into being completely in love with her#there was never a choice and there was never an alternative#anyway. having a normal morning boys (via @powerbottomavasilva )

Laudna leads the charge into the teleportation circle following Ebenold Kai

Fearne, Imogen, and Orym are all weak

god i love tinkaton so much, literally incredible pokemon design . i was happy with hatterene being the peak of "pretty pink girly fairy type that will Fuck you Up" but then they were like what if we made an even pinker, girlier pokemon who also happens to have a kickass giant steel hammer twice her size . signiture move gigaton hammer where she bonks u flat with it like its nothing . little (◕ω◕✿) smile on her face . amazing stunning breathtaking showstopping etc

absolutely brilliant

#holy shit #I’m SO. FUCKING. GLAD I unmuted #this is sheer poetry #this is High Literature #it’s beautiful #LISTEN!!!!!

There is just something about the way this is delivered

superb I can imagine teachers 2000 years hence teaching this speech like teachers now assign Cicero and Shakespeare

“He’s fucked off then? He’s resigned?

….Okay, so he’s resigned, but he hasn’t fucked off? Okay.

And what do we have to do, wait for another few months whilst he takes the wallpaper down?

I’m loving this. What an exit, the Prime Minster forgot that his whip was a sexual predator.

No answer to that one. No answer, no humility, no meaningful apology. For days, just more Dickensian twaddle and a little reshuffle.

Not so much reshuffling deck chairs on the Titantic, more reshuffling cat shit on a littertray

And the manner of his departure should tell you everything you need to know; no dignity. Just desperation, and delusion, and a despotic disposal to cling to power, no matter the harm to our country.

A Tory party facing the inevitable truth, that they have been complicit in enabling one of the most dangerously incompetent and untrustworthy, selfish individuals ever to have occupied Number 10 for as long as they have.

And what’s beautiful, is it was the lying that got him in the end

He leaves in disgrace, as well he should, having exposed himself once and for all for what we always knew him to be: not a Statesman, but a sad little liar.

A Shakespearean tragedy written by monkeys on typewriters.

A Prime Minster who is as adept at lying at the dispatch box as he is to his string of mistresses

Every marriage Boris has had, has ended when he fucked someone else and got them pregnant. That’s who he is.

Lies, on top of lies, on top of lies, he lies and gets people to lie on his behalf, and then lies about the lying

And when he runs out of lies, he can always rely on the incompetence card ‘I forgot’ ‘I can’t remember’ ‘I don’t understand what the word “party” means’ ‘My willy just ended up inside my secretary’ ‘Oh, I forgot, that he’s a renowned sex pest’

Essentially, a man who would rather pretend to be stupid than admit his mistakes, which of course makes him a coward

A desperate, sad, talentless flagshagger, who is so blatant in his dishonesty that when accused of lying to Parliament, he simply tries to change the rules to make it okay to lie to Parliament.

Who, when his own ethics advisors resign in disgust at his complete lack of ethics, scraps the role of ethics advisor altogether, which proves his complete lack of ethics

BUT

The devastating cries over the last few days from the Tory Party of ‘enough is enough’ and ‘one step too far’ are coming from the same people who have sat and watched him take a flamethrower to their party and our Constitution for three fucking years.

Fuck up after fuck up, lie after lie

And they were thinking what? ’Oh, he’ll get better in a minute’ ?

All of them, talking about trust and integrity

If you cared so much about trust and integrity then why the fuck did you put Boris Johnson in Number 10 in the -first place-

All of the reasons they’re getting rid of him now - lack of leadership, lack of morals, lack of integrity, lack of truth - all these traits have been in plain sight for years. His CV reads like a demon’s resume

These noble cabinet ministers all falling on their swords, these are the -fuckers- that enabled Boris to be there in the first place,

and just look at what he’s achieved:

- trust in politics at a lower ebb than that time President Trump told Americans to drink bleach

- a Government with a complete absence of ethics, morals, direction or ideas

- a Ministerial Code in the bin

- an oven-ready Brexit deal that even Boris admits is unworkable

- a Covid response that has been found to be criminally negligent

- a United Kingdom inches away from complete devolution

- an economy in tatters

- a recession on the way

- a health service barely fit for purpose

- a country on the verge of a national Strike

- a man who took an 80 seat majority and just spaffed it up the wall in the name of hubris and ambition, destroying his Party’s reputation and leaving the UK ungovernable

What a legacy: Chaos.

He leaves office the most hated man in his party, and his country, and even though he’s resigned… -he’s still fucking there!-

Just fuck off, and we’ll take our chances with the next useless, posh, sliver of bollock skin who gets to shag their mistress in the £50,000 floral wallpapered gin-palace and factory of lies that Number 10 has become under Boris Johnson

Okay, well we’re still waiting to get a clearer picture as to the timeline as to the Prime Minster’s departure, but it is safe to say…

Reblogging for the transcript

I wonder if terfs are enjoying this victory

(Edited for clarity: Tumblr won’t let me remove the damn tag (or doesn’t seem to be anyway), but I’m aware the phrasing is ambiguous, so to be clear: I am genuinely wondering if they are enjoying this, or are horrified and considering it to somehow still be the fault of trans women. Either way, my own stance is that this is horrific and child abuse, and also, I believe we should find a legal way to have terfs and other transphobes flung into Jupiter)

cal: i brought someone home

cal’s parents: SHES A MONSTER SHES DANGEROUS CAL GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!

the monster:

FIRST KILL + text posts

"Juliette's a ruthless monster"

Actual Juliette:

Different Love Stories by Yingzong X

Motherland: Fort Salem (2020-2022)

Black Widow directed by Cate Shortland