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roaches? in my attic?

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And you knew what it was, he is in love

They stop by a convenience store on the way out of town so Ransom can refill his gas tank and they can load up on the disgusting snacks that neither Holster, as an officially signed member of the NHL or Ransom, as a medical student, should ever even consider putting in their bodies. After that it’s less than five minutes to the highway, and they roll down the windows and blast Nicki Minaj, and Holster tries to rap along to Super Bass, and Ransom can’t stop laughing. He’s sure that if there’s a heaven, this is what it would feel like.

Ransom and Holster spend their last summer together on the road. "Last" has never felt more like a four letter word.

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you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

op are you okay

yes im married to her now

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taraljc

this is the kind of quality content I expect from the internet

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“To Drive the Hundred Miles” Launches TOMORROW! Read a Teaser Now…

The pre-order campaign for Alec J. Marsh’s novella To Drive the Hundred Miles launches TOMORROW!

Author Alec J. Marsh describes his novel To Drive the Hundred Miles as a Hallmark movie made queer. With a trans male protagonist and an immersive first-person point of view, this novella will draw you in and hold your attention from start to finish. Join Will as he struggles with his family’s acceptance of him, and as he struggles with his own acceptance of the potentially bright future offered to him by the cute barista Bea. Ringing in the season with lows and highs, a whole lot of coffee and pancakes, and a modest dollop of spicy f/m content, you won’t want to miss your chance to get this touching book—soon to be available as a gorgeous trade paperback for the first time ever!

“No one has come in in three hours,” she said. “And you’re right, I have better ways to spend my Christmas than working. Do you have any of that brandy left?” I checked the inside pocket of my jacket, and the flask was still there. I handed it to her, and she added generous portions to both of the mugs, then handed me one. She took a seat in the other armchair and tucked her feet up under her. “Well, merry Christmas,” she said. “Merry Christmas,” I agreed with less bitterness than I expected. This felt like the ideal Christmas, I realized. Sitting in a quiet coffee shop with Bea when no one wanted anything from either of us. She was who I wanted; she made my days feel special.

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holtzyrans

Okay I just saw this poll about what you do with your trash at a movie theatre and it reminded me of one of my personal pet peeves working in restaurants. So follow up: if you bring outside trash into a bar or restaurant (coffee cup, soda can, outside food in a bar that allows it, etc), what do you do

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Okay I just saw this poll about what you do with your trash at a movie theatre and it reminded me of one of my personal pet peeves working in restaurants. So follow up: if you bring outside trash into a bar or restaurant (coffee cup, soda can, outside food in a bar that allows it, etc), what do you do

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Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice

Villian: *shoots laser* No but seriously orange is a really fun color

Hero, dodging: but your entire room? I’m not painting my entire room orange

Villain: *stabs at the hero and misses* well then why did you ask my opinion on paint colors if you’re not going to listen

The Princess Bride

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frogbaker

thinkin about Chowder and Dex's friendship

dex: *about to boil over with rage about an assignment for class*

chowder: *tosses a fluffly blanket over Dex's head* maybe you should watch some kittens named after foods get adopted into their furrever homes and maybe you'll calm down

dex:*muffled* thank you

No but I absolutely love this. Dex encouraging Chow to get mad when he needs to is great.

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