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That Harry Potter Gurl :)

@thatslytheringurl

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Hiyaaaa im not dead

Helllo you peeps Im am unfortunately not dead yet even though i haven't been posting for like 3 years but yeah I have been creating a fanfiction and the first chapter is out on wattpad and I'm working on the next chapter. My account is @the-mxrxxdxrs on wattpad. It is a wolfstar fanfic so if it interests you, you can always check it out if you want :D

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Slytherin : *draws frown on a gingerbreadman*
Hufflepuff : Why is he frowning? He should be happy, to spread Christmas cheer!
Slytherin : You'd frown too if you were about to be eaten.

Merry Christmas everybody! Enjoy the holidays :)

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Ravenclaw : I love this whole "good cop / bad cop" thing you two have going.
Hufflepuff : It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and slytherin is not.
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James : Does age matter?
Lily : Depends. Why do you ask?
James : Just checking to see if I can eat something from the kids menu.
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James : Hey mate, would you help me with my homework?
Remus : I really wish i could. But sirius's father's wife's eldest son's breathtaking boyfriend needs to talk to sirius so I have to be there.
James : Oh okay...
* Ten agonising minutes later enlightenment strikes *
James : YOU TWO BITCHES!!
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Remus : So, how did babysitting go?
Sirius : Harry wanted ice cream for breakfast and when i told him he couldn't, he said I wasn't his best friend anymore so we made a promise.
Remus : Which is?
Sirius : He's on his second bowl of ice cream and now I'm his best friend in the whole universe.
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Mcgonagall : Congratulations. You are officially the worst behaving students I have ever met.
Marauders :
Sirius : WE'VE DONE IT, BOYS!
* Marauders cheering *
Mcgonagall : They don't pay me enough for this job...
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Ravenclaw : * Sees a group of people doing something stupid *
Ravenclaw : God, what fools.
Ravenclaw : * realized it's Slytherin, Gryffindor, and Hufflepuff *
Ravenclaw : Wait, those are MY fools.
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Ravenclaw : It's quiet.
Ravenclaw : Too quiet...
Gryffindor : * Bursts into the room * Slytherin let a snake loose in the appartement!!
Ravenclaw : * Sighs * I knew it.
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Newt : ...Why do you have a copy of my wanted poster framed in your living room?
Theseus : Because it's bloody hilarious.
Theseus : It says : 'most menacing and extremely dangerous'.
Theseus : It's sort of like seeing a fluffy bunny with a spiked collar.
Newt : ...I hate you so much.
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Newt : The stars are beautiful tonight.
Tina : Yeah, they are.
Newt : Do you know what else is beautiful?
Tina : * Blushes * What?
Newt : My bowtruckle.
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Slytherin : I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Gryffindor : You left in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.
Slytherin : I did that on purpose, try again.
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