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Happy asexual awareness day! Pick your favorite canonically asexual character!

Completely hinged game we witnessed in the third period

my soft and comfortable mama

can anyone tell me what the fuck my mom was dressed as on halloween back in the 70s. because she cant.

have 39 seconds of bailey, the la kings mascot, dancing to pink pony club with 2 pink unicorns

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NHL Europe TikTok page posted a video of Thompson (watch with the audio on 😂)

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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"60-70,000 geese" is the new "i found 100,000 dollars"

First day as a second century warlord I slay 60 to 70,000 geese, partly to impress my liege lord and partly because I hate the little fuckers. The peasants don't like this and gather outside my liege lord's castle threatening to lynch me. My liege lord is not impressed.

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

@babymets this came out from the CTO of weather applied who is statcast data partner, T-Mobile literally had the strongest GRAVITY in the mlb like it’s so unserious

god has never hated a team the way she hates mine

boy you THOUGHT

new phone wallpaper

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.

Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.

Miss Piggy would make you into an example.

actually on the tube the announcement would be

'laduesangennlemunPSZZZCVZCAVGVVDvvhaharedsingalBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVDHBB"

[video description: a tiktok by cjlucasarellano. it shows a video of a person riding the london tube with the caption, "pov: you are in london." a voice on the train intercom announces, "this is a jamboree line train to glazed ham park, making all intermediate stops to queen’s lament, king’s titter, sophie’s choice, death’s waddle, wickham’s deceit, doddering fool, west ticklewood lane, east pickledown road, cocksburn, cockswallow, paddington’s cock, paddington swallows, jigglypuff, bulbusaur, milli vanilli circus, harrowing detriment, wankerloo bridge, clap these hams together, circle’s square, square’s circle, infinite rhombus, swirly oblong, dysentery, goat & moat, giraffe & dagger, capybara & trebuchet, crossing the rubicon never to return, scone." end description.]

I know that the nitpicking over why the Fellowship didn’t just ride the eagles to fly directly to Mordor has been talked to death, there’s more than enough answers. The Doylist answer is that would stop the whole book from existing, or replace it with a wholly different book all about eagles. The Watsonian answer is that a) the eagles are a noble independent people not a taxi service, b) the quest is a stealth mission and huge massive giant eagles are not stealthy, c) Mordor has air supremacy and the eagles could only fly to Mount Doom after Sauron was defeated and the Nazguls all gone.

But just now, option d) occurred to me: do we really trust the eagles to withstand the ring? If it tempts Gandalf and Galadriel, surely it tempts Gwaihir the Windlord. Do we want to create the Dread Lord of the Skies? He would wear the Ring on his lovely sharp claw! He would fly higher and swifter than the winds of the world! He would build a magnificent nest from the broken timbers of Edoras! He would eat so many people! All elves and men would be forced underground!

my 7 year old is currently singing "H-O-T-C-O-C-O, you should make me Hot Cocoa" and I am legitimate impressed