when it’s time for your favorite character to show up

MEEEE

Reblog to kill a British person instantly

Tea Whiz

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

Yowch, disgusting.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

Always reblog this

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

Male victims are REAL

Protecting our sons

I SHALL NEVER STOP REBLOGING THIS WHEN I SEE IT.

Never gonna stop

ALL GENDERS CAN FALL VICTIM TO RAPE

I’m never not gonna fucking reblog this- If I don’t assume I’m fucking dead.

Come at me. I’ve already been sexually abused. So has my brother. So has so many of my friends both male and female. And non-binary. It doesn’t matter the gender. There are female rapists. Female abusers. Women are often portrayed as victims but so are men. You have a problem. Come at me. And I’ll come at you and they won’t find you again.

Not only that, some anthropologists think that cooking is what MADE us human- as in the ability to consume large amounts of EASIER-to-digest calories (with all the pathogens killed off and the tough cell walls broken down) is the thing that allowed us to devote evolutionary energy to growing larger brains, and solidified the beginnings of communal human civilization. Have you seen how many hours a day pandas spend chewing on raw bamboo? Cooking let us take a shortcut so we could evolve in other ways. Especially bread, bc it’s a lot of caloric energy packed into a portable chunk you could take with you for days and days. Also in order to have bread you have to have grain farms, so bread (and beer, also made from grains) sort of catalyzed humans settling down into centralized permanent settlements. So cooking (and eventually farming) didn’t just help us physiologically evolve into our current form, but also shaped our social structures from the beginning. You should watch the Michael Pollan documentary “Cooked,” on Netflix! It’ll rock your world.

Source: “What makes us human? Cooking, new study says,” National Geographic

Evolutionarily evolved to love Bread

There’s a strong theory that we didn’t invent farming to make bread.

We invented it to make beer.

#and unlike modern beer ancient beer was really great #it was full of calories and usually a lot safer to drink than local water #the ancients had their priorities in order

I DONT DRINK BUT I LIKE THE BEER THING MOSTLY CUZ I CANT HAVE BREAD

UPDATE I CAN’T HAVE FUCKING BEER EITHER FUCK CELIAC

"Fuckin wild." 😂😂😂

Did you get your bugles

wait it got better

I’M THE HOOKER IN THE SCHOOL MUSICAL THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW! And since this one is set about fifty years before, I could be last years characters grandma. 

Also, I started crying over a cookie today. I have hit rock bottom

reblog if its friday and you made it

hhhhhhhhhgh

.............................................

It’s wednesday, wait, fuck it’s midnight thursday one day left my dudes

Hmmmm

@pining-skater @lavender-aesthetic-lass @afanoffandom

*puts this in my pocket*

@lemonbars-and-fingerguns @the-great-cloud-head-whos-pan @apples-bees @imfrance

@morguenecrosis @justskulkingaround @anomalous-heretic @hues-of-purple @emerald-whale

@romans-dull-creativity @merlynn-consultingdisaster @im-a-dragon-cawcaw

I've been bingused :0

@bambicambi@nightlychaotic@dorkus-minimus@too0bsessedformyowngood@ramos123@constantlytiredpigeon

@queen-o-leen @ur-favorite-queer-queen @mysnis @phis-corner @peterxwade24 @patton-ly-absurd

Shit who do I tag- I have friends I swear I just don’t know all their tumblrs-

@nightlychaotic @nyx-in-line @jumpingjoy82 @nutellaneedsanap

Ah I has been bingused twice now!

@j3ssisam3ss @thedragonbug @savagenutella46 @boldlyanxious @bruce-but-with-emotions

I looked at this and all I could think of was that kids song that goes 'there was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name oh.'

Sorry for any repeat tags

@animebookworm16 @bunathebunny @purple-goo-writes @raven-frost-21 @rosiethechibi

I have no idea who to tag

I DO NOW HAHAHAHA 

@artistic-eclectic-witch  @j3ssisam3ss​

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

Oh joy, this is back again to haunt you

…and this is once again on my dash and the rest of yours now

Damn you @verymuchimmortalcat

I love you too Izzy, now go write

Bold of you to assume I’m not doing that already. Now go write kitkat. <3 You too nelly. @khneltea @verymuchimmortalcat

DAMN IT, IT CAME BACK

If I’m already dragging people to hell, might as well target more of the people with the big followings @mochegato @legends-live-in-memories @moonlitceleste @miraculouspenta

Damn you Nelly

:D

I have been productive. Why is this here?

<3

Who did it?

If I go down I’m taking someone with me!

@raven-frost-21 you don’t finish yours go write

@artistic-eclectic-witch fuck you too

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

Sup

Yes, but i will admit, i went inactive for like a fucking year

PSA from Blobby. Something we should talk about more ❤️

Y’all, I can’t reblog this fast enough

Fucking THANK YOU.

Truth.

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

Oh joy, this is back again to haunt you

…and this is once again on my dash and the rest of yours now

Damn you @verymuchimmortalcat

I love you too Izzy, now go write

Bold of you to assume I’m not doing that already. Now go write kitkat. <3 You too nelly. @khneltea @verymuchimmortalcat

DAMN IT, IT CAME BACK

If I’m already dragging people to hell, might as well target more of the people with the big followings @mochegato @legends-live-in-memories @moonlitceleste @miraculouspenta

Damn you Nelly

:D

I have been productive. Why is this here?

<3

Who did it?

If I go down I’m taking someone with me!

Do you ever think about your mutuals (even the ones you don’t know) during the day like “the swedish taurus girl had an exam today, I hope it went well”

Every day.

i-am-a-certified-human-being:

@>@…….

Eoeneodnoswjowwk awwwwwww,,,,,,,,, thank you,,,,,,, I’m glad I bring a smile to your face <3

@ramos123 @patton-ly-absurd @whatsupbeanie @raven-frost-21 @insinirate @abd-illustrates @deluxeloy @deathofafangirl01 @dilfosaur @xxtc-96xx @calladraws101 @nartothelar @moonpaw @midnightstarlightwrites

Aww. Thank you @bambicambi and @i-am-a-certified-human-being!

I am so glad I bring a smile to someone’s face

@bambicambi @i-am-a-certified-human-being @strawberry-lemonade @charme-de-malchan @j3ssisam3ss @maribat-shenanigans