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New Witch On The Block

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jackthebard

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

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sourcedumal

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

Isaac Asimov.

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.
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deathcomes4u

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

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bettieleetwo

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

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la-knight

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

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athenadark

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

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ladynorbert

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

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i just wanna put this into perspective here

because it irritates me but makes total sense

Lapis, vs

(how fast she poofed against) The Diamonds

Lapis is a really powerful gem, mk? regardless if you side with her or not (i know the fandom is a bit torn about her) she’s freakishly powerful she created water clones to fight the Crystal Gems, can speak through them, and can control multiple at any one time she took the whole friggin ocean to get into Space, making a tower from the water, consistently rising up ALL WHILE Chilling at the top of the tower, which is literally over 60 miles tall AT LEAST and Rising NOT ONLY THAT, but she did ALL of this AT THE SAME TIME With A Cracked Gemstone

not even at full power, and fully capable of all this without even looking tired without a cracked gem? she can fly at incredible speeds, making it back to Homeworld pretty darn fast without a ship’s capabilities flew out past the Milky Way, carrying a Barn full of stuff, in a water bubble, THEN turned back and plopped it on the moon to chill a while but… vs a Diamond? well she’s still pretty capable at least… with someone like Blue Diamond

who can incapacitate Gems without much of a problem by sheer grief alone

completely unimpressed in the face of a Diamond and that incapacitating grief?

nah

her powers of Depression are unmatched

single handedly, chained Blue and cancelled that power

granted, it is easily broken, Blue still has to put forth the effort (even if it is a little) to use her own power to break it Blue is strong as hell too, taking a straight hit from a physical barn, (also thrown by Lapis) several hits from the Crystal Gems, (including Lion’s roar which we don’t know too much about) and having her own giant ship crash down on top of her

what happens?

upset, but pretty well unfazed

and that brings us to Yellow Diamond. and what does Yellow Diamond have?

electricity. which brings us to why Lapis Lazuli poofed so easily

because, although I’d love to say that Lapis shouldn’t have poofed that fast because she’s INCREDIBLY powerful for the reasons listed above… shes still a Water type gem that got hit with an Electric type attack This is like a lvl 100 Water Starter and built Pokemon, going up against a lvl 85 Electric Legendary

It’s Super Effective!

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Anxiety counteracts impulsive thoughts.

This is really sweet though!

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logan-exe

I love this someone write a fan fiction over it

Did I ever tell you guys how I gained my initial following in this fandom in the first place?

It was through writing fanfiction on other people’s posts. Hijacking them if you will.

Anyways,

Awesome writing! 😍 love that you used Roman’s POV, it fits very well!

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