Hey! You Look Like You Could Use Some Baby Chinchillas!

— Please call and say you miss me. (via coral)

what

I swear this is the best shit ever

just trying to do my bestpacito here

X-Ray of a Hammerhead shark.

@sixpenceee you sure about that?

Before sex…You help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: In life no one helps you once you’re fucked.

Banjos are just guitars with southern accents.

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When they say “don’t reuse needles”, they’re not kidding.

Animal snaps

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The women’s version of Ocean’s 11 is Ocean’s 8. Eight to eleven is the same ratio as 70 cents on the dollar.