"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

WHEN HE FALLS FROM A WHAT INTO THE WHAt

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WHAT IS GOING ON IN ACE ATTORNEY???

usually whenever someone refers to "a home they've never been to but long for all the same" or "a place that feels like home" they're talking about a fictional location. like stardew valley or something. however this is the longing i feel for the very real city of Baltimore, Maryland

i continually trick google maps into thinking i'm either going to baltimore for college, or that i already live there. this is because i search "baltimore, maryland" on google maps and go into street view and "walk" around, sighing wistfully. i click on all the shops i see and see if they have any pictures on google so i can see inside. literally why the fuck baltimore maryland of all places

i want to study at a college in baltimore

i will talk in a baltimore accent and use old bay seasoning on everything. i would watch hairspray and drink gas station beer with my situationship. i'll have food from little italy every day that costs whatever the fuck that costs. i would go to the chesapeake bay every night. i am also more likely to meet crabs, brian david gilbert, and probably some famous people but i really don't know anything about celebrities.

i wish i was baltimorean :(

I'm sure this kind of poll has gone around before, but I'm curious...

reblog for larger sample size

(also apologies if i got some of the state abbreviations wrong)

i love urban fantasy but specifically the flavor where it's so clearly integrated into society . if you show me a sign in a doctor's office that says get your vaccinations against lycanthropy today i will eat that shit up

it actually makes me so sad that people consume media where every character is kind of an asshole and they just entirely overly sanitize every character and every problem thats caused by the being kind of an asshole thing. i loooove conflict i love people who suck. i love people who are good people but also still kind of suck in some ways because they are a person. most importantly you all do not understand the comedic potential of characters being kind of shitty to eachother.

i think people forgot apparently that conflict is actually one of the biggest tools you have in your box when it comes to writing a story. yknow what i mean. is anyone out there im tired. let characters be fail let them suck a little bit let them have misconceptions let them fight with eachother. etc

Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

official lesbian post

because Mindy Kaling fetishies white men

Fuck, I do too. They’re the color of cum 🤤 I just wanna lick a white man again so bad but last time I did that I got arrested 😂😂 he did not like that one bit LOL

i've heard people say that tumblr is a free website but i don't think that's true. it doesn't cost money but you pay in other ways

best comparison I can think of for the pope thing is. imagine an ESL bishop said the word “dykery” instead of “lesbianism.”

now. as a dyke, I'm not cool with straight people using it. obviously you don't need to be a native speaker to know slurs, but “dykery” is NOT a commonly used word if you're straight and want to insult queer women. it's the kind of derivative word you're way more likely to hear in a queer context. if a straight person randomly said “dykery” in the middle of a serious conversation, and a non native speaker at that, I'd be like... where on earth did they hear THAT from?

that's why I'm laughing my entire ass off at the pope thing. ofc the catholic church is homophobic. fork found in kitchen. but why is the pope using slang from drag race

All those: Don't use AI chat bots are really focusing on the wrong thing. it doesn't matter that they're not 'real humans' and will 'never respond thoughtfully' What you need to focus on is that 1- Every couple fucking prompts guzzles water like a maniac 2- It's fucking atrocious for the environment

3- The whole fucking thing is built on stolen data. 4- (Opinion) You are genuinely stunting your own social or creative growth if all you talk to is a chat bot who'll never question or consider your thoughts and feelings (opinion). BUT MOSTLY THOSE FIRST TWO POINTS. This shit's bad on every conceivable level and all you get is 'it's easy' Get a spine. And for the contrarians who are undoubtedly gonna show up with 'eugh but I like easy and I don't care about the environment or stolen data' I think you're lame as shit and I'm just gonna block you.

I don’t even know if I want the rangers or panthers to win

The panthers won this game and I hate it. I think I need the rangers to win this series. Please. This round.

he protec he attac but most importantly he judges

Take a wild guess which I was

you post about wanting to "get that man pregnant" and yet you then complain about children existing. i dont think you deserve to get him pregnant. i dont think youd treat him well.

I JUST SPENT SO LONG LOOKING FOR THESE IMAGES

anywhosles *runs off to go draw*