I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.

Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version

Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.

To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 

For everyone new to tumblr, the same rule applies to tumblr too.

You cannot censor your tags! Censored tags cannot be block or filtered. Censoring tags HARMS your audience, it does not protect them

One of these days Chocolate Guy's gonna make something that starts out looking incredibly phallic and we, wise to his tricks, will be all "ohoho! I wonder what this delightful trickster is crafting now!"

and it's just gonna be a dick

best update they've put out in years

The really hilariously ill-conceived part of the Twitter rate limiting thing is that comments and retweets are the same kind of entity as tweets in the back-end database, they're just "parented" to whatever tweet they're commenting on or retweeting, and the rate limit they've placed on the API simply counts how many of those entities you've requested without checking a. whether they're the children of another entity or not, nor b. whether you've already seen that particular entity today.

Thus, the limit isn't really "600 tweets". A tweet, each comment on that tweet, and each retweet of that tweet all count against the limit as you view them. For example, if a quote-retweet crosses your dashboard, the quote-retweet itself and the little preview of what it's responding to that appears above it each count separately against the limit. Click into that quote-retweet to read the comments? They both get counted against your limit a second time, as does each individual comment you read – and heaven help you if any of those comments were themselves commented upon!

The upshot is that if your account isn't verified, using Twitter in the manner that its own monetisation model assumes – and, indeed demands – it will be used can easily exhaust your entire daily allocation of tweet views in as little as a couple dozen engagements.

fan meeting

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

thats photoshooped

the gloom claims the hero👁️ #totk

Congrats on fatherhood, luca 🐶🎊

spiderwuca!

DA BOYYYSSS

Some of the drawings from the charity stream! We raised so much more than I expected, thank you everyone for your kind hearts! <3

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Due to the coronavirus and subsequent shut downs of most businesses, I am unfortunately out of work for the foreseeable future. Hmu if you're interested in getting a commission, I'd really appreciate it!

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♦ Fandom characters

♦ Ships

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♦ Light nsfw (kisses and that good stuff)

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♦ Mecha (i can’t even attempt lol)

♦ Furry (again, i cannot)

♦ Heavy nsfw (but it can be kinda lewd ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

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i wanna… buy organization and storage stuff… to make this house a lil bit more livable…

perhaps it might be helpful to mention my mothers birthday is on saturday?

thank you everyone who has sent me money so far ;-; i love you guys

i bought the first and mosst expensive gift i wanted!! it’s going to save so much space in the kitchen ;-;

but!! i still want to get more if i can…. so pleasw consider being generous!!

The Cat’s Whiskers / voice drama sample

N: Rain… Tears the sky shed for someone else. Dancing on top of the stone paving, And before long, it will wash away the city’s sadness. Y: Bravo, Professor! Just like that, could you invite one or two customers in? S: Owner, this is the receipt from the fruit shop… N: Thank you. Yohei, if you’re that free, would you please help dealing with the accounting here? Y: Aaalright, come here, Ryuu! Today, I’ll teach you how to make cocktails. R: Yaay, yaay, yaaay!!! Whole body acknowledges! Ryuu-kun will do itー! Then, what kinda cocktail will you teach me to make? Y: It’s something called Strike. N: My, my.

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