PERCY JACKSON EPISODE 3 SPOILERS WITH NO CONTEXT

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

camp halfblood having demigod children channel their trauma into a competition for glory vs camp jupiter having demigod children and their descendants channel their trauma into military service i fear neither one is a healthy environment and is giving overachieving high school musicians, athletes and theater kids vs overacheiving JROTC kids

sir gawain was but a beardless youth when he beheaded the green knight…. verily he shouldve been at the clubbe….

Me rn. Pleaseeeee let me be safeeeee

happy winter solstice bro. what's that in your hands. is that the- that's the master bolt in your hands bro. bro why do you have zeus's masterbolt. the masterbolt of zeus. in your hands. give it back. bro this is gonna have consequences. bro-

"remember who the real enemy is" you're right. i remember now. it's him. he's the real enemy!!!!!!!!!!!

how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy