occasionallyaggron reblogged
I love my lad, but im too busy to keep his story going, sob
“All these ruins with keys split into four different parts and scattered across the land, ain’t got SHIT on me!”
“Should we tell Mr. house keeper, I’m sorry I broke your door!”
“Meh, i’m sure they got insurance. Speakin’ of! How’s that sniffer?”
“ *Snf snf* I smell, gemmies! Lots of shinies inside!“
“Heh heh, perfect, lead the way big boi.“
They’re dreaming of jewel encrusted sheep.
Boi be craving that mineral.
“STOP EATING THE TREASURE, YOU DUMBASS!”
“Wake up stubby.”
“Mlemmbememm.. mmm sapphires..”
“Don’t make me come over there. Bad aggron, bad, very bad aggron!”
*Whine*
“Can I hold the map?”
“I feel that’d be counterproductive.“
“Huh, why?“
“Cause i’m pretty sure you can’t read…“
“They show up every night! Mocking me, all those tasty shinies out there...
Ima eat all those shinies up there one day!“
Waddup, it’s that hungry boi.
“...I have... so many questions...“
“D-do you want sum?“
“No.“
“I SEE YOU PEEKING! DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR TONGUE?!?!“
“Oh gosh, n-no I don’t! How will I taste then? They certainly look yum, b-but I won’t! I musn’t! I’ll behave!“
“Good boi!“
“IT’S NOT MY ACTUAL NAME YOU- gargh, forget it...”
“There aren’t.... literal red Xs in the ground...“
“But then... how would anyone find them???“
“...”
“...”
“...”
“Ooooooooooooohhhhh!”