🐺 Sterek 🦊

Teen Wolf, a summary

the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead

I like personality quizzes in theory but in practice I just get irritated by the semantic ambiguity of literally every question. "On a spectrum from scientific to artistic what are you" motherfucker I literally wax poetic about the laws of thermodynamics where the fuck does that land on your spectrum

"are you more strict or lenient" ABOUT WHAT???

"are you more juvenile or mature" BY WHAT STANDARD???

"are you more red or blue" I'M GONNA FUCK

You already thought of that. Your dad did. Oh. His one useful suggestion.

Derek: I think I'm in love with your son.

Sheriff Stilinski: I’m sorry?

Derek: I said, I think I’m in lo—

Sheriff Stilinski: No, I heard that. I'm just sorry.

↳ in which stiles only pretends to be mad at eli for stealing his jeep while secretly cheering him on behind derek’s back ✧*。

Stiles Stilinski in Illuminated (3x16)

Me, before reading spoilers: it can’t be that bad, right?

Me, after reading spoilers: oh.

Sorry but this is so fucking funny. This is supernatural levels of funny. You take one of the shows that showed every other 2010s media how queerbaiting is done and revive it six years later just to kill one half of the ship while the other character isn’t even there, but still can’t resist adding a not so subtle reference to how ACTUALLY the fans were right and the ship was true (possibly, hilariously one sided) all along. Incredible. Truly one of the masters of the game

Well it's no "unrequited love confession on the way to SuperHell" but I suppose we do have to give "bungled car metaphor delivered in proxy because one of the characters is gone and the other is dead" some credit.

me during the entire teen wolf movie

jeff davis you better square up when i see you in hell because i won’t hold ANY punches and you will pay for your sins

I don't think Eli is actually living with Scott. Derek tells Scott that Eli is his beta now (🤮) but that's it. Unless Derek had it set up that if he dies Scott gets Eli (unlikely) then it makes no sense. Plus at the end of the movie we see Eli is still in Beacon Hills. Meanwhile Scott and Allison are in LA, Eli seems to be just visiting and not living there.

-> TEEN WOLF REWATCH

S3E18: RIDDLED

My favourite thing about Derek's complicated jeep feelings is that Stiles isn't even dead, he just moved away.

Derek my sweet emotionally constipated bean pick up a phone instead of memorializing the jeep like all your memories of nearly dying in it are precious reminders of your dead wife or something.

TYLER HOECHLIN as DEREK HALE and VINCE MATTIS as ELI HALE — TEEN WOLF: THE MOVIE (2023)