I had the good fortune to be able to ask the ever-clever brain behind @boktheneutral / @asktheraggededges to take a crack at what Fayeth might be like in his super-cool homebrew setting of the Garlands universe. I'd encourage you to check it out!
Turns out, Fayeth remains Fayeth. And no, those cinnamon rolls aren't free, but the recipe is secret for a reason, and you won't regret the cost. And the expression? Well. You knew to expect that when you rolled in to drag her away from her bakery, didn't you? Especially *some* of you.
...You'd better at least finish your tea before you ask. It's only polite.