Mr March sir, I write poems. Do you like poems? <3
-a aspiring poet.
I do. I often read poems in my youth, I appreciate you reminding me of such methods of writing. I would love to hear your favourites, or even some of your work.
Anonymous asked:
Mr. March, can i shave that cute little mustache off your face? 👉👈 🥺
Certainly not! Bold of you to assume I’d allow any being near my facial accents.
Anonymous asked:
Mr march if you don't let me suck your dick I'm gonna kms 🩷
Oh. A little mindful manipulation, I see…
You’re very attractive.
I’m aware. You wouldn’t be the first to suggest that!
Anonymous asked:
I have a shrine of you in my room, pictures of you in golden frames, I have one of your suits, I also have one of your murder weapons from 1927 and a candle that smells of you. ☺️ I’m totally not unhealthily obsessed with you!
My god, that is a dedication! I admire it, truly - and thank you for admiring me.
Anonymous asked:
Hello, Mr. March
~ Lana Winters
Hello.
Anonymous asked:
I have a pillowcase of you that I make out with every night and sometimes stab
Interesting. A pleasure to see my legacy living on through household items.
Anonymous asked:
Are you more h. h. holmes or clark gable?
I like to think I’m my own individual person, thank you.
Anonymous asked:
i wanna crawl inside your ribcage
Interesting. I’m not so sure how I feel about your statement. Each to their own, do as you please.
michael jackson
Who?
Anonymous asked:
Happy Birthday serial killer bestie!!!
Sorry I’m late to answering you, but thank you, mortal bestie!!
happy birthday jamesy!!
Ah! Thank you, my dearest friend.
hapoy birthday my sweet baby, love you wholeheartedly.
love you forever
Oh my, thank you!
askjamespatrickmarch reblogged
I suppose it is my birthday…
my sweet dear husband, happy happy birthday beloved.
to another 127 years of your beautiful life👻
See you at Devil’s Night, my love. <3
I suppose it is my birthday…