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[Video Description: A video of an objection.lol meme of the Ace Attorney characters in court. Transcript below.

Miles Edgeworth [smirking]: I love women and having sex with women only. never had sex with a man never will and I do not want to. I would not lie about this.

Franziska Von Karma shouts “Objection!”.

von karma [holding her whip in her hands]: you literally had sex with the other guy in this game idiot. / penix write or whatever.

Edgeworth shouts “Hold it!”

Edgeworth: WH- (in all caps.) literally who told you that that’s blatantly untrue????? I don’t have sex with men especially not him

von karma [banging her fist down a couple times]: (in all caps.) you say this every time. you have had sex with men before literally an undeniable fact. what is wrong with you. you are gay and flaming.

Edgeworth shouts “Hold it!”

Edgeworth: name one time I had gay sex with another man. I wait.

von karma: hmph! you think I don’t know better not to eavesdrop when people are having private affairs? this is simply my intuition. I know I’m right.

Edgeworth: heh, can’t even provide any evidence for your claims? highly unprofessional of you ms. von karma! with that, your honor, I can confidently say this case is-

Phoenix Wright shouts “Hold it!”

Phoenix: hi everybody I am back from starbucks sorry for being late lol! ^_^ who wanted the venti vanilla caramel frappe with whip cream and chocolate drizzle again?

Edgeworth: hi. that’s mine. the venti vanilla caramel frappe with whip cream and chocolate drizzle I mean. thanks.

von karma: … bit of a fruity drink don’t you think.

Edgeworth: ? there’s no fruit in this drink.

von karma: … whatever hi penis or whatever your name is I don’t care when’s the last time you had sex with edgewart over here

Phoenix: hm, last week I think!

Edgeworth, Von Karma, Maya, Mia, Godot, and the judge all wear shocked or unimpressed expressions.

von karma [looking uncomfortable]: (in all caps.) you cannot be serious.

Edgeworth: (in all caps.) D-damn you to hell idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cosmo Wanda send this fool to the pit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Judge [shaking his head]: (in all caps.) Order! Order In The Court!!!! it seems mr. edgeworth has been found guilty of having gay sex and will now be sentenced to super hell.

Edgeworth: (in all caps.) I- how come Phoenix isn’t being being sentenced as well?

Judge: because I like him and he bought everyone starbucks. anyways have fun in super hell.

Edgeworth: (in all caps.) You will pay for this you old shit.

Transcript End.]

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“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 59

What do these four have in common?

Enemies with a wolf

Correct!

  • Little Red Riding Hood is preyed on by the Big Bad Wolf
  • Puss from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is hunted by Death, taking the form of an anthropomorphic wolf
  • Zant from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is trying to stop Link, who in this game can take the form of a wolf
  • Professor Marmalade from The Bad Guys is enemies with Mr. Wolf, who is an anthropomorphic wolf (as his name implies)

Next:

What do these four have in common?

They have names with repetition?

Correct!

  • Jeong Jeong from Avatar
  • Moto Moto from Madagascar
  • Señor Senior Sr. from Kim Possible
  • Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Next:

What do these four have in common?

Destruction of the Moon

Correct!

  • Clara from Doctor Who destroyed the moon by letting a creature hatch out of it
  • Korosensei from Assassination Classroom blue a giant chunk out of the moon, making it a permanent crescent
  • Dr. Eggman from Sonic used his space station’s laser to blow up the moon
  • Piccolo from Dragon Ball used a chi attack to destroy the moon to stop Gohan’s Saiyan transformation

Next:

What do these four have in common?

Famous Tumblr Posts

Correct!

  • Do you like the color of the sky?
  • Are fedoras really that bad?
  • I like your shoelaces
  • spiders georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Last one:

What do these four have in common?

they all have the initials PW ?

Correct!

  • Pharrell Williams
  • Pendleton Ward
  • Patrick Warbutron
  • Paul Walker

That’s all, folks! (…or is it? can you tell what the hidden theme is?)

Oh my gosh it is moon moon

Wolf

Double name

Moon

Meme

First and last letter of your name

Goddammit moon moon!

Correct!

More specifically P.W were the letters that formed “Moon Moon” in the original post

Now that’s all, folks!

Thank you so much to @pikachu-says-peekaboo​ for coming up with the brilliant theme and helping me out with the questions.

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