butterfly pooped a spider

Reblog to make the tummy not hurt of the person you reblogged from.

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

I miss when the big boat was stuck

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

Is that…… them

I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break

floop

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Yelena: I prevented a murder today.

Kate: Really? How?

Yelena: Self control.

Kate:… 0_0

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

Sorry but this is hilarious

can I take a picture of the moon?

the tower of Pisa: yes, sorry

“he doesnt bark he just yells”

aaaAwaaaaaaaaoaaaaa

Unmute !

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I love tumblr.

The kids are alright.