Mrs. Undertaker

Drake has officially been deemed THEE monster fucker of the game.

He's on his ship, meaning the wheel and outloud just goes "man... Id fuck the kraken." And whoever hears just stops immediately and looks at him. "I'd top too"

And they are like "do you need a break, Captain?" "Maybe we should go to land" "Have you been in the sun too long?" "Let's get you under the deck"

This man believes in mermaids like how Arthur believes in fairies. Only Drake wants to fuck a mermaid.

He's like "Damn. Imagine finding a mermaid and getting pulled underwater and being ripped apart. That would be so hot"

Playing smash or pass with mythological creatures and he's smashing all of them.

Half woman? Perfect. Tentacles? Even better. He's a pirate of course he's into that.

"You think a minotaur could throw me across the room and pin me to a wall?"

"I mean... Probably..?"

"....Yeah I'd let a minotaur top me."

He's had his crew go mermaid hunting before and they just didn't know it.

Drake about a sphinx: if I get it wrong you get to fuck me. If I get it right I get to fuck you.

He'd let a mermaid rip out his throat. He thinks it would be hot.

Arthur taking him fairy hunting and Drake is like "so are these fairies small, or do they like.. have a more human version. Can they get bigger?"

You show him any creature and he's going to tell you he's going to fuck it

Drake: if you think about it. We're monsters, so it's not really monster fucking

Galileo: do you ever think before you speak

Drake:

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀