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Today Sucks... I'm Going Back To Bed

@awww-hawkeye / awww-hawkeye.tumblr.com

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if you can’t eat a whole meal, eat half. you ate, that’s what is important.

if you can’t get out of bed, try and sit up instead of lying down. it’ll be better for your back and your blood pressure.

if you can’t shower or have a bath today, try and brush your teeth and clean your ears. it’ll keep you a little cleaner, and we often forget those areas. 

if you can’t get dressed today, change underwear and use some deoderant. it’ll leave you a little fresher until you have the strength to change fully.

and remember, i’m very proud of you. your best will look different every day, and that’s okay.

if you can’t eat a

whole meal, eat half. you ate, that’s

what is important.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Darcy: If I’m going on a date I think regardless of gender, the other person should pay.

Darcy: This is rooted in the fact that I don’t want to pay.

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This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

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cricketcat9

Always reblog Meatloaf!

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brothertedd

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

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