me and my dick have a very “evil circus ringleader whipping a bear to perform” relationship
laura palmer
obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible
this is what the inside of my brain sounds like when i do literally anything
If you love animals, please don't go to the zoo. Apes in zoos can go weeks or even months without a cigarette, tell me that's not cruel
Feast your eyes on one of the strangest low-fives I have ever seen:
Manic: “Man, that was close!”
Manic & Knuckles: “Euhhh...”
Source: Sonic Underground, Episode 27 (1999).
and jeffree knew just what to name him introducing manny star manny star followed jeffree star in true shadow form never leaving his side not even for a minute but manny star began to morph into jeffree star and people began…
who is "allowed" to recommend books and shows to you without it being a microaggression
Your “dad” after he “administers enthusiastic but mediocre fellatio” to me in his #Subaru.
My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.