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Tav: Wasn't it boring, being locked away in that tower for a year?
Gale: Oh not at all
Gale: In fact, I was pretty busy
[flashback to Gale in his tower, sending an email]
Hello, I just tried your seafood risotto recipe which you described on Pinterest as "better than sex" and frankly, Katherine, I'm unsure that your needs are being met,
BALDUR'S GATE 3
lorroakan new cinematics + ring of metamorph
you meet real interesting people in early morning/late night dungeon roulette. today i am going to talk about the “your boy eggnog” healer.
i queue in as a tank and i get the aery, and right away the first thing the healer says is that he doesn’t feel like healing, so i might die. already we’re off to a good start. the first few pulls aren’t anything truly noteworthy – he seems a bit slow to keep me up, but no close calls, nothing especially worth noticing until he shouts in all caps in party chat:
“MR POSTMAN"
and then before anyone can respond:
“who do youy think yoiu are?@!”
being that i’m the only one with the postman title equipped, i answer, “the postman”
“you aint never gonna get my love!“ he tells me.
“mr. the white,” i say in reference to his own equipped title, “we have a purely professional relationship.”
what’s stopping you from being a sleepy little rat using another sleepy little rat as a blanket
searching "how to boil water": throughout history, water has been an important commodity in every country. because it is essential for life, clean water remains in high de
searching "how to boil water reddit": I now know how to boil water
searching "how to boil water quora": there truly exist varieties of racism beyond my wildest fathoming
He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn
Viator 🗡️
how do you guys feel about my lock screen
OP do you take constructive criticism?
there is nothing to criticize here
Who the hell organize apps by color
Mind your business
*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?
im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses
Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion
Old, but still relevant
