Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

world heritage post

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

The Crew

See, the problem here is neo is trying make him worse.

You guys get to have part 2 a lot sooner than intended because I'm a lot more invested in this AU than I realized. And no, Wednesday doesn't notice that that's actually Enid because I love comedic misunderstandings.

part 1 here

God damn, did pubitity hit puggsly and Pubert like a god damn train. One is a meal, and the us desert.

Also, of course grandmommy Mortica knows, like any one related to her could keep a secret from her.

Fun fact I never got to share on stream: Tucker Carlson's most recent book did not make the NYT bestseller list. Do you know what book beat it out? Baking Yesteryear by that tiktok cooking twink.

Dylan Hollis wins again!!!

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I gotta take my chances

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because it’s absolutely stunning

This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets o’ art god.

ok!!! :0

Part of me is like “neat. Reblog,” and part of me is like “I understand now why impressionism took off, because there’s a 0% chance the artist wasn’t like ‘fuck this shit’ by the halfway point.”

Mood

This is the only day you can RT this

Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

Reblogging the money pigeon because why the hell not?

(laughter) That. :)

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

I could use an axe to be honest

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

Look at Jaune. Look at his face. Despite the fact they just had some awful words with each other, Jaune seeing Ruby completely give up hurts him.

This is the one that gave him advice on how to be a leader, the one who helped him and his team for months after beacon. This is his friend.

And now, shes mirror into his soul. His pain. And he knows in that moment, they don't know how to help each other. Because a whole person two broken people does not make.

DO people not realize Ruby is going through PTSD right now?

To be fair, most people dont even know what PTSD is unless they or a person close to them go through it. Unlike some other mental health issues, PTSD still doesn't get a lot of media attention.