Cryptid Kids

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

erm achtually

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FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf...

Watchergate: 4/19-4/22

made this post transparent

saw heritage post

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

Do you know why you remember so few of your dreams? Where do the memories go, slipping away in a matter of hours? He takes them. He remembers them. The good and the bad. So you don’t have to. This is his burden to bear.

welcome traveler to my woods

🧍‍♀️oh hey

you look weary. why don’t you rest awhile on my toadstool and i’ll brew you up a cup of tea

wow this is really good tea- 🧍‍♀️🥱😴

got another one for my stew 😈

i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

happy to announce that this post is at the top of the taylor swift tag, meaning this is the most widely shared opinion regarding Taylor on this website at the moment.

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