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AD MELIORA, BITCH

@peppers-ghost-posts

she/her; Australian
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Who the fuck are all these people referenced on this blog?

Well, first there’s me, Pepper. I run this blog and several other side blogs. I’m female, Australian, and 18+. Generally quite friendly and sometimes funny.

The 3 possums that haunt my yard are Marcel (a giant chonk with no fear), Phoebe (skittish, lesser chonk), and Charlie (baby attached to Phoebe).

Then there’s my father (aka Ba) and my brothers (Kai, Sam, and Joe). My mother is mentioned occasionally too.

Cami and Scarlet are my best friends and favourite people in the world.

Last, but cutest of them all, I have a cat named Jeje.

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Wait, it got better.

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

You know, it makes perfect sense that the guy who would amuse himself by going around Twitter as above would also have come up with the skateboarding cousin Throckmorton for a word problem.

Like it totally follows.

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Anonymous asked:

has anyone sent you Andrew Leigh's official portrait on his website because I was reminded of it recently and it made me laugh out loud

www [dot] andrewleigh [dot] com [slash] andrew

Look normally we have a policy of not sharing any politicians' photos that contain their kids, but clearly Andrew specifically chose to upload this particular family photo to his website, so ladies, gentlemen and others, we present to you the Assistant Minister for Employment's official portrait:

Big mood little dude

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He sends out Christmas cards to his constituents each year (as politicians do) with photos of his family and they're all like this.

I would be grumpy too if my dad was the minister of me having to go to school and made me sit in photos for his stupid job of making me go to school

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I think I can trace my intense hatred for the whole "regulations are just corporate bullshit, building codes are just The Man's way of keeping you down, we should return to pre-industrial barter and trade systems" nonsense back to when I first started doing electrical work at one of the largest hospitals in the country.

I have had to learn so much about all the special conditions in the National Electric Code for healthcare systems. All the systems that keep hospitals running, all the redundancies and backups that make sure one disaster or outage won't take out the hospital's life support, all the rules about different spaces within the hospital and the different standards that apply to each of them. And a lot of it is ridiculously over-engineered and overly redundant, but all of it is in the service of saving even one life from being lost to some wacky series of coincidences that could have been prevented with that redundancy.

I've done significantly less work in food production plants and the like, but I know they have similar standards to make sure the plants aren't going to explode or to make sure a careless maintenance tech isn't accidentally dropping screws into jars of baby food or whatever. And research labs have them to make sure some idiot doesn't leave a wrench inside a transformer and wreck a multi-million dollar machine when they try to switch it on.

Living in the self-sufficient commune is all fun and games until someone needs a kidney transplant and suddenly wants a clean, reliable hospital with doctors that are subject to some kind of overseeing body, is my point.

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sol1056

from what I know of just the general history of building codes and osha rules, I would not be the least surprised if every single one of those healthcare codes exist not just to prevent someone from dying, but because pre-code, someone did.

osha rules, building codes, food production rules are all written in blood

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txttletale

the historical source we have for understanding much of the early roman empire are so fucking bad. like whenever you hear any insane story about tiberius/caligula/nero/commodus/elagabalus imagine trying to put together an account of any modern figure if your only avaiable sources were tucker carlson archives and the daily mail

sure! so, the problem with classical historiography is an extreme paucity of sources. many, many contemporary histories of the early roman empire just don't exist anymore--we know about many of these, because they are referenced, cited, and quoted by works that we do have--but they just fell out of circulation in the 2000-odd years since they were written and there are simply no remaining copies.

this means that the later we go back, the more we have to rely on a smaller number of sources, which were also on average written later after the events they describe, which have also often only survived in abridged, incomplete, or translated form. obviously, there's no such thing as an 'unbiased' source, so the best way to get an accurate picture of historical events is to try and read as broadly as possible and make comparative assessments of different claims and the positions from which these claims are made -- this is really fucking difficult for a lot of Roman history, because often the number of sources describing a specific event will be in the low single digits.

as an example, let's take something that's a bit of a stir recently because of a museum doing some dumb shit to the equally dumb anger of apoplectic transphobes: the assertion that emperor elagabalus was 'transgender'.

we have three (!) substantive Roman histories of the reign of elagabalus: the contemporary cassius dio and herodians' accounts and the sensationalist and mostly-fabricated 4th-century historia augusta. now, all three of these describe him as effeminate, certainly: but these are claims that need to be contextualised. when elagabalus ascended to power, he was the high priest of a syrian cult worshipping the solar diety of the same name. the stereotype of the effeminate, barbaric foreigner from the east was a very prevalent one in the ruling class discourses of the roman empire: herodian is very clear that elagablus' effeminacy is inextricably tied to his easterness:

Leaving Syria, Elagabalus proceeded to Nicomedia, where he was forced by the season of the year to spend the winter. Immediately he plunged into his mad activities, performing for his native god the fantastic rites in which he had been trained from childhood. He wore the richest clothing, draping himself in purple robes embroidered in gold; to his necklaces and bracelets he added a crown, a tiara glittering with gold and jewels. His dress showed the influence of the sacred robe of the Phoenicians and the luxurious garb of the Medes. He loathed Greek and Roman garments because they were made of wool, in his opinion an inferior material; only the Syrian cloth met with his approval. Accompanied by flutes and drums, he went about performing, as it appeared, orgiastic service to his god. When she saw what Elagabalus was doing, Maesa was greatly disturbed and tried again and again to persuade the youth to wear Roman dress when he entered the city to visit the senate. She was afraid that his appearance, obviously foreign and wholly barbaric, would offend those who saw him; they were not used to such garb and considered his ornaments suitable only for women

— Herodian, Book VI (emphasis mine)

the clarity with which Herodian makes this link is very helpful in considering how we conceptualize the accusations -- and they are accusations, they are intended to be read in a profoundly negative light by their audiences as signs of foreign decadence and perversion -- made by Cassius Dio. it gives us some hint of the constellation of tropes which the Romans had around foreign gods, foreigners (and Easterners specifically), and effeminacy.

Cassius Dio himself was also very much favoured in the government of Elagabalus' successor, Severus Alexander, who came to power after Elagabalus, his mother, and several influential figures in his court were assassinated by the imperial bodyguard. understanding these tropes and Cassius' natural inclination to flatter Elagabalus' successor, the reigning emperor and therefore his patron, we might therefore rightly treat Cassius' extravagant accounts of Elagabalus' behaviour, with great skepticism!

so, like, what was elagabalus' deal, then? we just don't know, because these three sources, all bound up in the Roman cultural image of degenerate Eastern effeminacy, one of them comically unreliable and noncontemporary, are all we have! there is of course, some archeological evidence: coins bearing inscriptions of the meteorite which Elagabalus' cult worshipped seem to confirm parts of the narrative wrt Elagabalus trying to introduce the primacy of his own god into Roman publc life: but there are no accounts from sources who were close to or knew Elagabalus, let alone anything from Elagabalus himself!

so, like, was Elagabalus 'transgender'? (leaving aside the question of applying modern frames of queer sexuality/presentation/etc to ancient subjectivities, which is a different if slightly related can of worms). well, the quotation typically given by supporters of this reading is generally from Cassius Dio, attributed directly to Elagabalus:

"Call me not Lord, for I am a Lady."

wow, seems pretty open and shut, doesn't it? now let's put it in context:

Aurelius Zoticus, a native of Smyrna, whom they also called "Cook," after his father's trade, incurred the emperor's thorough love and thorough hatred, and for the latter reason his life was saved. This Aurelius not only had a body that was beautiful all over, seeing that he was an athlete, but in particular he greatly surpassed all others in the size of his private parts. This fact was reported to the emperor by those who were on the look-out for such things, and the man was suddenly whisked away from the games and brought to Rome, accompanied by an immense escort, larger than Abgarus had had in the reign of Severus or Tiridates in that of Nero. He was appointed cubicularius before he had even been seen by the emperor, was honoured by the name of the latter's grandfather, Avitus, was adorned with garlands as at a festival, and entered the palace lighted by the glare of many torches. Sardanapalus, on seeing him, sprang up with rhythmic movements, and then, when Aurelius addressed him with the usual salutation, "My Lord Emperor, Hail!" he bent his neck so as to assume a ravishing feminine pose, and turning his eyes upon him with a melting gaze, answered without any hesitation: "Call me not Lord, for I am a Lady." Then Sardanapalus immediately joined him in the bath, and finding him when stripped to be equal to his reputation, burned with even greater lust, reclined on his breast, and took dinner, like some loved mistress, in his bosom. But Hierocles fearing that Zoticus would captivate the emperor more completely than he himself could, and that he might therefore suffer some terrible fate at his hands, as often happens in the case of rival lovers, caused the cup-bearers, who were well disposed toward him, to administer a drug that abated the other's manly prowess. And so Zoticus, after a whole night of embarrassment, being unable to secure an erection, was deprived of all the honours that he had received, and was driven out of the palace, out of Rome, and later out of the rest of Italy; and this saved his life.

okay, so: the context for this quotation, which Dio attributes to Elagabalus, is: he is saying this to an athlete, who he has had brought to him by the men he hires to find men with gigantic penises, before his other gay lover poisons the athelete with limp-dick pills and Elagabalus, enraged that the man cannot fuck his ass because of this, banishes him from Italy. we might, i think, fairly say, that this is far from a neutral recounting of the emperor's own words, and i think we may in fact go further and say that this seems very obviously an overwrought scandalous fabrication. but putting all that aside: how does Cassius Dio know the emperor said this? he does not seem to have been present at this event -- if he spoke to someone who was, or pulled from the written account of someone who was, or if he pulled this from someone who also wasn't there, or if it was revealed to him in a dream -- we don't know! we have no way of knowing if any of this happened, or what real events it might have been based on. we literally just don't know, and it's unlikely we'll ever know!

and, y'know, this is just one example. there are countless stories about roman emperors doing crazy sex acts and enacting ridiculous violence, and in many cases these are obviously written to flatter their succcessors who came to power when they were murdered -- and they're still all we have. so. it's kind of a bind. we know that the pictures of caligula, nero, commodus, elagabalus, and all the other 'bad emperors' are inaccurate, probably full of slander and exaggeration from their political enemies -- but we have very little else to go on to try and build a 'more accurate' picture of what they might actually have been like as individuals or as administrators. and

this is a problem that plagues not only these controversial individuals but entire societies, wars, epochs of history -- huge chunks of our modern understnading of Sparta comes from Plutarch, writing centuries after it stopped existing as an independent polity. other chunks come from Thucydides and Xenophon who, while more contemporaneous, were Athenians who never set foot in Sparta. and this is something i think that people who talk about ancient history in a like, casual sense really don't grasp, that it is genuinely just impossible to know for sure how much of what scant sources we have is true or not, except in the cases where things can be independently confirmed by archeological evidence. it's fascinating but daunting! and it's frustrating how often it's collapsed down into silly debates like 'was elagabalus trans' that can't possibly be answered in any meaningful way.

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kaelio
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maythray

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

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nanaluvbug

learned something new today and drew this as a study for myself, thanks!

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apolladay

If someone were to walk up to you right now and ask you which way is north, and you couldn't look anything up, would you know immediately, would you have to take a minute to figure it out, or would you not be able to answer?

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I am never trusting any of you with directions, holy shit.

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autumnhobbit

finally decided to sit down and watch the incredibles again. there will be no commentary because i’m gonna be too busy watching it

okay i just gotta say

having been married for 3 years now (almost), i really love how bob & helen argue. when i was a kid it just came off to me that everyone in this movie was being super mean for no reason but when you watch it as an adult it’s different. i really appreciate that even when bob is frustrated/angry he basically never lashes out at helen or the kids, his problem is he’s withdrawn and existantialling. i also really appreciate that when they do fight they’re actually more expressing their frustration than attacking each other. it’s only later when things get real that helen (understandably) gets really angry.

also edna’s advice is actually really good, helen’s just melting down over the idea of losing her husband (which is sweet and helps us understand her character) but edna tells her to confront it immediately, hold bob to account by leaning into his concern (all his heroics being forgotten) and reminding him that she’s a super, too. direct action is a blessing in communication.

i love how the movie communicates bob’s competency, like he’s actually handling all the twists and turns of the situation rapidly deteriorating very well, the only thing that throws him off is when his family gets involved. we also see helen’s competency in the plane scene and how she immediately knows something’s up when no one responds on the radio

syndrome is such a fucking good villain, saying ‘i seem to recall you prefer to work alone’ and laughing at him when he believes he’s murdered the guy’s wife and kids???? holy fuck

as previously mentioned bob breaking down and sobbing alone in the containment room shaped my personality

ah the good old days of 2004 when having a voluptuous mom ass was a bad thing. good riddance, we don’t miss you.

also the it’s a neat little parallel to bob’s body image struggles, they really went to great lengths to showcase that these people are equals & soulmates

the kids are really well-written too, they feel very authentically their age and they both have motivations, the writing does a great job of showing how the gravity of the situation sinks in for them and forces them to rise to meet it. dash especially fascinates me in this movie because he’s just the right balance between immature and starting, just starting to get that life is a big deal and stakes are real and you’ve got to care about what you’re doing and try to do the right thing in every situation. the way the kids instinctively protect each other even though all we’ve seen of them so far in the movie is antagonism is just *clenches fist* so good

The Incredibles is incredible on every level

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ave-aria

I appreciate the "there will be no commentary because i’m gonna be too busy watching it" followed by 8 of the truest takes on the movie, respect.

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kinukos

I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about

The thing that amazes me is that I've been on tumblr for ages and dashboard osmosis has conveyed absolutely nothing to me about Homestuck whatsoever.

There are whole episodes of Supernatural that I've seen in their entirety through gifsets. I don't even know what sort of a thing Homestuck is or where I would find it. I know less about what happens in Homestuck, which presumably actually exists, than what happens in Goncharov, which doesn't.

I spend hours every day on tumblr. I don't know how this is possible.

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lookninjas

TBH, the more I see people post about Homestuck, the less sense it makes to me. Every piece of knowledge costs me double. It's like a zen thing; it's probably bringing me closer to enlightenment.

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mintaii

'leave me still, beneath the earth'

a gold foiled piece i drew for around gallery's show 'laws of nature' ◡̈

if u're in singapore, u can check out the amazing artwork in the show and maybe even pick up a copy of the works on display or other goods while u're at it!

thank u so much to around gallery for inviting me and for printing my piece!

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