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IRON MAN 2 (2010)

squished for slacking off 😈

I align this with my boss/employee au. But I never decided if I want that to be modern!au or no. But both have its own perks

🔪🔪🔪 в вк не репостить🔪🔪🔪  

read this fic for steve losing his fucking mind

I want starker and accidentally discovering cockwarming kink.

Those are my demands. This is a threat. 🔫🔫🔫

"Fuck, you feel so good, Pete," Tony grunts out as Peter sinks down on to his throbbing cock. The younger man let out a pleased tiny whimper, leaning his back against Tony's chest.

Tony's chest rumbled in a low deep purr as his cock was snug inside Peter's hole, wrapped in wet velvety walls, fluttering in pleasure. He doesn't move, he just enjoys the fantastic feeling of being inside his lover, his palm splayed on the kid's lower abdomen, feeling the tip of his cock pressing from the inside.

"O-oh, god, this feels so good," Peter softly whispers, Tony could feel the boy relax in his hold, even taking his cock deeper inside him, he lets out a pleased hum as he pressed kisses against Peter's shoulder, leaving beard burns against the pale milky skin, "you like this, kiddo? Think you can do it for an hour? Keep daddy's cock nice and warm in your tight little hole as we make upgrades to your suit?"

He hears Peter's breathing hitch, his boy's body going lax and surrendering, "yes, daddy," the boy whimpers out.

Tony lets out a satisfied grunt, "good boy, who knew my little darling has a cockwarming kink? I have so much to discover with you, bambino, and I'll love every moment of it," he whispers as he adjusts the boy on his lap before opening a holographic screen, "so, tell me about your new elastic webs..."

My demands have been met. You're all safe for now. 😈😈😈😈😈

What if Tony suddenly wakes up and gets Peter's powers and they test it out through fucking—

Tony being so overwhelmed by the heightened senses that he cums so fast just by Peter wrapping his fingers around his cock– but he still remains hard and Peter slowly eases him into controlling his orgasms with slow strokes.

Peter would enjoy making Tony cum several times before the older man just snaps and takes Peter, holding Peter down against the mattress with his new enhanced strength and Peter cums just by the sheer strength and manhandling Tony was doing to him.

If Tony thought Peter felt good around him back when he just human, then Peter around him with his new senses made his body go haywire, so much that he fills Peter so many times until the younger man is metaphorically holding a white flag, begging for mercy, overstimulated, brain dead, fucked out.

But does Tony stop? Of course, he doesn't. Peter feels too good to stop.

"Clint Barton has no superpowers"

Excuse me, but what is this then?

I'm pretty sure even the best real archers cannot do something like this.

“Clint Barton has no

superpowers”Excuse me,

but what is this then?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

A soulmate au where the first words you say to your mate is tattooed on their skin, words can change if the meeting is postponed or delayed.

Tony grew up with the words "Dr. Stark, it is an honor to meet you. I read your latest paper!" On his arm. It was never a question that he would get his doctorate. It gave him motivation when school was boring. It made him stay invested in being active in the scientific community after Ironman. He didn't even realize that the words had changed until after all the bots had been handled. Just another reason to hate Justin Hammer, his bullshit with Vanko stopped him from meeting his mate!

"It's you!" Replaced his old words, so he will meet but in ths future but he couldn't help feeling bitter.

Peter had, "God you're cute" On his finger most his life. He wondered about the type of person that says that first thing. Was it a cat call? Would they know I'm their mate? Whenever he felt insecure he remembered his mate will like him and it makes him feel better.

"Thanks for the assist spidey" appears after the expo and it doesn't make sense, not for a few months until the field trip...

Doom bots are super annoying, but it is pretty cool working with the Avengers. As we wrap up and restrain the last of them Iron man touches down near him and calls out" Thanks for the assist spidey " And Peter almost blurts out the first thing that comes to mind but hulk roars startling everyone for and giving peter a moment to think.

Deciding to be bold he walks over to Tony who has his face plate up. "You okay underoos?" Looking tony dead in his eye, Peter smirks and says, "Property of Mr. Peter Stark."

Tony isn't a genius for nothing so when he feels his arm burn and hears peter speak, he pulls back the gauntlet and laughs at the audacity! "Stark huh?"

"I'm playing the long game."

"God, you're cute!"

Peter has heard all sorts of horror stories about people loosing stuff in their butt so he makes sure to only use things with a flared base. Like he’s supposed to.

Also lately he’s been using dildos that should be way to big to ever get lost in there. So really there’s no need to worry

He never once spared a thought that maybe one day he’ll push a gigantic dildo into his hole, work hours on spreading himself wide enough until he eventually even fits the knot at the bottom inside… and then he can’t get it out anymore

He tries everything but eventually he has to give up and call the only person he could call with something like that (because Ned’s on vacation and Peter would rather die than let aunt may know what he shoves up his butt. And also he’s been maybe possibly flirting with Tony for a while anyway)

Obviously Peter can’t describe the situation on the phone so he just asks Tony to come get him, but then clueless Tony sends Happy and Peter has to endure a frankly mortifying car ride that presses the dildo deeper and deeper and then he meets some of the avengers in the hallway while he’s waddling his way through there and then he has to disturb Tony during a meeting because clearly this day couldn’t get any worse

Luckily Tony is very calm and loving about the whole thing and Peter promises to never put anything even half that big in himself ever again

Not even a week later Tony works something even bigger into Peter’s gaping hole

I would like a full 10k words on my desk by tomorrow morning, thank you very much

ZENDAYA wearing Elisabetta Franchi FW 2024 on the CHALLENGERS (2024) press tour

ZENDAYA attends the "CHALLENGERS" premiere in London (April 10, 2024)

why'd you crack the door open man there was a sock on the door for a reason

Steve’s known to be very good at charming girls.

He’s used to making them blush and giggle at his sweet words. Used to them giving him the bedroom eyes as their delicate hands slowly moved up his arm, squeezing the muscle there while begging for him to take them to his room and fuck them.

He never left them unsatisfied.

So, it wasn’t any different when he used the same technique on Eddie.

They had been sitting on his couch, a movie playing in the background when Steve had finally made the first move after months of them tiptoeing around each other and their feelings.

He’d made the older boy laugh at his dumb jokes before he had scooted closer, slowly moving his arm to rest on the back of the couch, very close to the Eddie’s shoulder and then… he had leaned in.

And Eddie had responded so well.

He kissed Steve back with the same type of desperation, arms finding their way around Steve’s waist and Steve felt like he was buzzing with excitement as he deepened the kiss, softly caressing the back of Eddie’s neck.

”Let’s go upstairs,” He had said, voice deep and low and it had made Eddie moan.

When they got to his room, Steve was all but ready to push Eddie to his bed and make him stay there looking all pretty while Steve did all the work.

But instead, he felt Eddie pushing him towards the bed and soon he was the one laying there, big brown eyes looking up as Eddie came to lay between his spread legs with a wide grin. He grinded down on him, making their clothed dicks brush against each other and Steve let out a soft moan out of surprise.

It was a total switch up from the nervous Eddie from earlier and it had made Steve feel many, many things as older boy started to kiss his neck.

Steve had to bite back a moan when he had licked his pulse, but Eddie wasn’t having any of that, apparently.

”C’mon, let me hear the real you, sweetheart.”

Steve hadn’t known what he had meant by that. Wasn’t this the real him?

When he has had sex before, he’d always focus on his partner and their pleasure over his as he’d try to make them as loud as possible when they cum. That’s what he does and what he loves.

But once Eddie was cock deep inside Steve’s tight heat, holding onto him and praising him of being such a good boy and the most gorgeous creature he’s ever laid his eyes on, Steve couldn’t help the way he whined.

Couldn’t help how he moaned with every thrust his lover was giving him. How he begged for more as he held onto Eddie’s shoulders and cried when Eddie answered to his pleas and fucked him harder.

How he came untouched for the very first time.

After that, when they were laying in his bed, both sweaty and panting from the sex, Steve realized he’d been so so wrong about himself and the sex he loved.

It made him a little irritated how much he had held back his own pleasure.

So, it hadn’t taken long until he was already up for a second round, riding Eddie with earnestness as he took control of the pace this time, listening to his own body and the things it liked. The things it needed.

Which was the way Eddie’s dick felt inside him. How full it made him feel and how it always hit that spot inside him that made his whole body tingle.

Yeah.

Steve was never coming back from this.

!!! — 18+ post — !!!

Peter teases Tony about his high sex drive and how horny and depraved he always is. Meanwhile, Peter is just as aroused and needy as Tony all the time, he just attempts to hide it.

and tony tells him every time Peter teases him how poorly he hides it

Just a couple of horny guys in denial.