Football in Tuxedos

Reblog to get fucking bopped by prev

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

this is worded like he dressed up like that to satisfy kojima’s soldier kink

he did

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

If I were tumblr famous this would be a smash hit

Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy

The second episode of my podcast is up on Spotify. This time I'm joined by my friends Conor and Bryan to discuss Harry and Tonto, the 1974 film that won Art Carney an Oscar.

finally started watching utena with the wife

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I am so grateful for comics like these because if people hadn’t started joking about it I would never have known why i was Like This

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

The James somerton stuff is so wild. It feels like an old tale of internet drama from the live journal days or something. I feel like I should be listening to strange aeons talk about it in the past tense not like a thing I should be living through with all the names being recognisable YouTubers I watch instead of some obscure harry potter reference.

20 years from now I will finally make a video about James Somerton

i think about this a hundred times a day