Totally Bonkers Things Fast Food Companies Have Concocted
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Funny and Bonkers Sex Tips That You Should NOT Try At Home
Some comedians have some old jokes that they seriously regret, but stand up comedy as we know it is a pretty young art form.
As a species, we’ve been telling fart jokes, sex jokes and even “your mom” jokes for at lest 4,000 years and counting.
10 Time Comparisons To Ancient History (That Put History in Perspective)
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5 Video Games That Were Just Commercials
Thanks to product placement, virtual worlds have been invaded by real life problems. But a few retro titles go far beyond product placement, and in this installment of Retro Gaming Freak Show, we look at Pepsiman, Darkened Skye, and other games that were nothing more than playable commercials.
We Remade Zack Snyder's Justice League For Only $20
Not everybody has 4 hours to devote to Zack Snyder’s Justice League, so we went ahead and made a Snyder Cut of our own. We’ve got Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Flash, Steppenwolf, Alfred, Lois Lane, Iris West, Darkseid, Martian Manhunter, Martha, Joker, the other Joker, that dumb kid in the bank, and it only cost us $20. Even better, it costs you nothing. Sorry, HBOMax.
In 2015 Burger King ran a limited time menu item, a burger with a black bun they advertised as the Halloween Whopper. It didn’t take long for everyone to realize that the spookiest thing about the burger is what it did to the color of your poop.
#4 Elephants Can Imitate Human Speech
Let’s be real: if you heard an elephant “talk,” you’d crap yourself hard enough to achieve flight just long enough to seriously hurt yourself once you finally go down. But it’s the mental scars that would stay with you the longest. See, we tolerate talking animals like parrots because they’re small and harmless and can be taken down with some bird seed, a cardboard box, and a string tied to a stick. A talking elephant, though, would be terrifying because if elephants were smart enough to talk, they’d also be smart enough to be pissed off at humanity for, well, everything really. And unlike parrots, they could do something about it.
The good news is that we aren’t headed towards a Planet of the Elephants just yet but modern research suggests that it’s just a matter of time. See, scientists studying a male Asian elephant named Koshik at the Everland Zoo in South Korea, discovered that the pachyderm learned to imitate certain human sounds. Koshik did it by putting his trunk in his mouth to change the shape of his vocal tract and produce sounds that sound eerily human. He could reportedly “say” Korean words like “annyong” (“hello”), “anja” (“sit down”), “aniya” (“no”), “nuo” (“lie down”), and “choah” (“good”) or the exact phrases he and his kind will one day need to order their human servants around. Coincidence? You wish.
You know the song “A Boy Named Sue”?
That was originally written by Shel Silverstein. Here’s his version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZNZt5qVgvM
Why Did So Many '90s Kids Cartoons Feature Edgy, Adult Comedians?
With the early 1990’s came the bizarre fad of famous stand-up comedians, who weren’t necessarily “kid friendly” getting greenlit for their very own Saturday morning cartoons. Comedians like Howie Mandel, John Candy, David Wayne, and the now kinda-problematic... Roseanne Barr and Bill Cosby. We're talking Camp Candy, Bobby's World, Little Rosey, Waynehead, Life with Louie, The Completely Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley and a ton more shows that make us go wait a minute... whaaaaat?
The British monarchy: is it tourist fantasy, a British taxpayer burden, or a cruel, archaic homage to British imperialism? However you see it, the world is fascinated with the royal family. From their high-profile drama and their strange rules of etiquette, we were surprised by these 14 facts…
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We got to talk to 2-time (and counting!) Hugo Award-winning novelist N.K. Jemisin on this one. She’s doing incredible, innovative work. Check it out!
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One of the more fun episodes we’ve ever taped! It was like being in a bouncy castle with Jomny.
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This floating helper droid is the newest International Space Station crew member (and also my new best friend (in my heart)).
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Wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? This is a baby Blue Heron.
this baby Blue Heron killed the dinosaurs.