having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

all four members of abba dress like gods pretending to be mortals

they had to come back for a reunion tour or the earth would die

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

Immediately Unmatched Her 😤

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

This seems like something everyone should know if they’re in the sciences and/or interested in reading scientific papers.

Daniel Radcliffe on set of Guns Akimbo

I’m glad these are in character, I saw them yesterday with no context and just figured he had snapped

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

i can’t keep up with this series