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Sir, you are employing a double negative.

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Julie, 37. Veteran of the 2012 fandom era.
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rob-anybody
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prokopetz

Apart from the usual "aboot" business, a thing that I've noticed about American perceptions of Canadian accents is that Americans love to misidentify accents from other parts of America as Canadian accents. I once had an American dude insist to me that a particular YouTuber had an obvious Canadian accent, and when I looked them up, it turns out they were born and raised in fucking Florida.

#lmao I assumed the American accent was going to be Minnesota or something but FLORIDA????#also Canadians don’t say aboot but they definitely say ‘aboat’ and ‘hohse’ (house) and ‘sohrry’#or a good bit of them do. Like Vancouver and over west#Quebec is obviously its own thing and I’m scared of Newfoundland
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Thank god most people who want every spider they see dead are also way too scared of the spider to actually kill it, or I’d be throwing hands 24/7

#I’ll protect them
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amarriageoftrueminds
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log6

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen

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log6

I love how American Christians are so unfamiliar with their own belief system they're making this a joke about jesus being white and not a joke about transubstantiation. I'm not even Christian and I know this.

#also people think Protestant Jesus is white too so the joke wouldn’t even work!
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I’m bringing lunch to work every day now and I think I and the environment would benefit from those reusable wrap things for sandwiches; do people use these in real life and are they realistic for an extremely burnt out person who hates to clean?

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ali3nboyfriend
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scaryorganmusic

i have such a profound hate for stories that go 'what if just some guy like literally just some guy was thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then take it back and go 'haha he is not just some guy, he's the specialest little boy in the planet, last in a long line of specialest little boys, it was in his blood all along'

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Such love for stories that go 'what if some guy was the specialest little boy on the planet and thrown into these horrible circumstances with huge stakes' and then go 'actually you were just some guy all along, they lied about you being special because it was convenient. But you're in the situation now so buck up, Some Guy.'

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capnfrance

The Special Boy already fucked this up. Some Guy is the next suitable person available. Good luck. You may have to fight The Special Boy later.

#‘the special boy already fucked up’ is Spy Kids 3D lol#poor Elijah Wood
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lucyinthesoupwithcroutons
#I know I've reblogged this before I just know it#but come on look at this camera work#my favorite thing is truly impressive production in service of the stupidest idea imaginable#oh also I think I say this every time this song comes up but#this song was written by a dude who worked with Meat Loaf a lot#and Meat Loaf DESPERATELY wanted to sing it but the writer was adamant about it being a woman's song#(not sure why honestly bc this is a Meat Loaf song down to its very bones if you ask me)#(Meat Loaf did get to sing it eventually but as a duet and not until 2006)#also apparently it's inspired by Wuthering Heights? Not really its plot but more its vibes#melodrama and love that's bad for you and obsession past the point of death etc etc
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